Writerer vs Phobos

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Walking...
Walking...
Still Walking...
Made friends with some Scare Mythos members, eating lunch...
Walking...
Walking...
Door in front of me...

Ok, I'm tired of thinking like that, well basically there's this door with a 4 on it... It could just be a coincidence but so far, the Scare Mythos leader rooms have been pretty easy to find, I wouldn't put it past them to label the 4th leader's room like this. Well either way, here I go! Just one... KICK, and there goes the door. I just realised that the door wasn't locked, but its ok to vandalise the base of villains.

Hmm, this room is pretty normal, nothing unusual, no pillars of card games, computers with my blog sprawled across them, no friendly guys that throw the fight for me... Kind of disappointed about that last one. But yeah, just a normal room except for the dead guy in the mid- DEAD GUY?! Is that the 4th leader? Did I kill him, I mean, I do kickass, but I didn't think I was that good. Hm, oh well mission accomplished I guess...

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Not so fast, Writerer!
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Ow! My head?! What the hell?! Who was that?!

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Writerer: Wha-?
Phobos: Looks like you've finally made it here!
Writerer:  What the?! Have you been standing behind me this entire time?
Phobos: Well not the whole time, I started following around about the end of the 2nd leader battle...
Writerer: Wha- Why?!
Phobos: So that I can take the glory and save the Scares!
Writerer: ...you got thrown into this dimension as well?
Phobos:  Hah! Unlike you, I have mastered dimension travel with my beam katana.
Writerer: Well whatever, you missed your chance, I've already killed four-
Phobos: Ho Ho Ho! I think you'll find that I killed that one! Was reeeeal easy too!
Writerer: But you said you were following me all this time!
Phobos: You forgot about the dimension change.
Writerer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Phobos: This is the end of you Writerer!

Crap! He's rushing me! Gotta block! Gotta block! Woah! He's strong! What the hell is with this guy!? Ok, managed to fend off that attack, gotta turn on the offensive! Here we go, about to slash with my laser claymore and- What's he doing... Huh?! He turned into shadows! I can't hit him now! Where is he?

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Over here!
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Gah! My shoulder, he slashed my shoulder! I-I can't even raise my laser claymore! Here he comes... I'm finished! I regret nothing!

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Huh? What, my injuries... they're all fixed... Phobos! Where is he?! I... can't see him anywhere. Oh wait, no, he's against the wall, he looks burned... badly.

Phobos: Grrr.... This is not the end Writerer!

Crap, he's getting up! He's raising his beam katana! Wait... he's opening a portal? Phobos just left... did I injure him like that? Well either way, for some reason I have a feeling that this isn't the end between me and Phobos.

Oh wait! That's 4 bosses down! One more to go!

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Writerer vs Suzy

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So as I was walking up the stairs, I saw this guy earlier who apparently was reading my blog, he was just huddled in the corner muttering "Good luck in your endeavours... good luck in your endeavours." Didn't know what that was about so I just kept on walking, I swear, the higher and higher I get in this tower, the stranger things get.

Finally! I'm approaching a door, I wonder what'll be on the other side of it. I'm now standing by the door, wondering what'll happen when I open it. I hope the next leader is behind it, I'm not gonna find out until I open this door though.

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Ok its been about an hour now, I should probably go in now. I'm now opening the door and... Oh dear god... This room is a freaking death chamber, there are axes swinging about the place, one of those stretching beds, a table full of doughnuts, surrounded by a pit of crocodiles AND alligators!

There's a hooded figure in the middle of the room, watching me ominously. I'm getting the laser claymore out, I'm just gonna start charging at this guy, he must be a leader, why else would I build up such a moment for him to be. Alright, here we go, I'm running towards him, raising my claymore, gonna slash him up, wow I have a weird thought process, almost at him, wait, he's removing his hood, woah...

I'm stopped in my tracks, this man's face... I just can't stop looking at it... Its amazing!

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???: Greetings chum!
Writerer: Y-your face...
???: My name is the Somn- I mean, my name is Suzy! How are you, friend?
Writerer: Its so amazing...
Suzy: I'm one of the Scare Mythos Leaders! So I guess we must battle!
Writerer: C-can't stop looking...
Suzy: Oh dear... you can't stop looking at my face... You're going to have to much trouble battling me...
Writerer: Faaaace....
Suzy: How aboot I help you out buddy!

What the? I must of snapped out of it... Woah? What the hell, the guy is just lying on the floor, fading away... Did I defeat him? Wow, I must be pro! I mean, I'm able to just defeat Scare Mythos Leaders without even focusing! I'm going to destroy the next two!

Here! I! Go!

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#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.