#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Here it is... The door to the final leader. I am going to kick his ass!
Wait... Why am I defeating the 5 leaders again?
It was to save people...
They were a parody of something that I've stated no knowledge of...
Oh right! The Scares!
Alright, here we go... Running towards the door... Jumping up to flying jump kick it... About to hit it and... OUCH! OH GOD, MY FOOT!
"The door is locked genius..."
Some guy on the otherside of the door said that, he must be the last leader! Hmm, locked huh? I'll just whip out my laser claymore and slash it open! With one big slash against the middle.... and its open! The last leader is sitting on a chair accross the room, I can't see his face, I'm just going to charge him. Wait... there's some other guy here... it's AllfⓍurthwall!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
AllfⓍurthwall: Nice try, but I'm not that easy to kill!
Writerer: But I saw some guy kill you with a freaking tonfa!
AllfⓍurthwall: Yes! But as you wrote about me fading into darkness, you did not specify that I was fading away forever!
Writerer: Thats bull-!
AllfⓍurthwall: It matters not! Prepare to d-
Woah! Theres sword sticking through, AllfⓍurthwall's face! Was that always there? And he's falling to the floor... and he's dead... FOREVER! HE IS DEAD FOREVER! But the killer... its the last leader that killed him. Wait... the last leader... its me!
???: Urgh, I've had it up to hear with these ridiculous characters, especially this guy.
Writerer: Who are you?! Why do you look like me?!
???: And you! What the hell is wrong with your spelling and grammar?! In, lets wrap it up here, its spelt R-A-P! I bet you're bloody spelling it with a W as I speak it now, arn't you!
Writerer: ...
???: And for the record, the way you're writing 'good luck in your endeavours, Writerer' thats as if you're saying it to yourself, why would you do that? That's just weird!
Writerer: Uh...
???: And the twelth post? All you do is look at a map... What the fuck?
Screw this guy, I'm rushing him. Here we go, and... SLASH! That outta have finished him off! Now all I have to do is look up to see if I actually hit him or not... and yep, he's blocked it. Wait what?! He blocked it?! Oh crap, his weapon is a laser BUSTER SWORD! I can't beat that, thats at least 2 stages higher than a laser claymore!
Writerer: Who the hell are you?!
???: Oh c'mon you idiot, its fairly obvious that I'm your Scare Mythos counterpart, Writer...
Writerer: But I'm not even in the Fear Mythos!
Writer: You see?! You're not even supposed to know about the fear mythos, why do you suddenly know about it now?!
How the hell am I going to beat this guy? Wait... theres something that I forgot! My limit break! Here we go, just need to stab my laser claymore into the ground... to send laser shockwaves towards him!
They actually hit him! He's fallen over, here we go, time for my final finish attack! And.... SLASH! I hit him! I did it! I actually beat the last leader!
...I should probably check now.
Writer: Yeah, nice try.
He's already up, and my final finish attack only left an awesome looking scar on his chest... I'm doomed... Crap! Here he comes, its a good thing I'm faster than him due to weapon weight difference.
...
I'm kind of just running away from him now, we've gone around the room in circles about 20 times now. I've noticed that there is a computer saying [RELEASE SCARES - LASER BUSTER SWORD NEEDED]. I've got an idea, but its slightly risky.
I've stopped in front of the computer, Writer is still running towards me... he's swinging and... I duck!
Yes! He hit the computer, it accepted the ID and here come the Scares! I did it! They're all here! I can't remember there names, but I can see they're all attacking Writer, looks like this guy has really got his just desserts!
Crap...
All of the Scares are dead. He killed them. I'm screwed.
Here he comes...
About to swing that buster sword...
All I can try and do is block it with my laser claymore...
His sword broke it...
Goodbye awesome universe that I live in...
Am I still alive? I guess I must be, since I can still feel my psi-me buzzing, god I hate that feature... I'm going to open my eyes slowly... Hmm, nothing different about the room except for Writer being lifted into the air by Paralaladox.
...
Fuck.
Writerer: Paralaladox... you here to beat the crap out of me as well?
Writer: This isn't- nngh- Paralaladox, this is Finchgear, the- GAH- Scare of Multiverses...
Finchgear: Yeah, the one that YOU trapped in that fucking laser claymore for one thousand and one years!
Uh oh... he's opening a portal to another dimension! Wait... he's throwing Writer through! He must be the opposite of Paralaladox!
Writerer: Thank you Finchgear! C'mon we gotta save my uni-
Finchgear: Your universe? Ha, Paralaladox has already fucked that up. Your universe, your room mate, all completely gone. Oh and I'm not a good guy either.
Writerer: Damn it...
Urgh, he's lifting me up and oh god... he's pulling out my spirit form! I'm just floating in the air now. That idiot, I can simply just float on back into my body. Wait... what is he doing? No! Don't throw my body into another dimension! No!
Finchgear: Well that should get you to stop pestering us! Seeya!
...and there he goes. I'm just stuck floating around for all eternity.
Shit.
Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Writerer vs Phobos
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Walking...
Walking...
Still Walking...
Made friends with some Scare Mythos members, eating lunch...
Walking...
Walking...
Door in front of me...
Ok, I'm tired of thinking like that, well basically there's this door with a 4 on it... It could just be a coincidence but so far, the Scare Mythos leader rooms have been pretty easy to find, I wouldn't put it past them to label the 4th leader's room like this. Well either way, here I go! Just one... KICK, and there goes the door. I just realised that the door wasn't locked, but its ok to vandalise the base of villains.
Hmm, this room is pretty normal, nothing unusual, no pillars of card games, computers with my blog sprawled across them, no friendly guys that throw the fight for me... Kind of disappointed about that last one. But yeah, just a normal room except for the dead guy in the mid- DEAD GUY?! Is that the 4th leader? Did I kill him, I mean, I do kickass, but I didn't think I was that good. Hm, oh well mission accomplished I guess...
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Not so fast, Writerer!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Ow! My head?! What the hell?! Who was that?!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Writerer: Wha-?
Phobos: Looks like you've finally made it here!
Writerer: What the?! Have you been standing behind me this entire time?
Phobos: Well not the whole time, I started following around about the end of the 2nd leader battle...
Writerer: Wha- Why?!
Phobos: So that I can take the glory and save the Scares!
Writerer: ...you got thrown into this dimension as well?
Phobos: Hah! Unlike you, I have mastered dimension travel with my beam katana.
Writerer: Well whatever, you missed your chance, I've already killed four-
Phobos: Ho Ho Ho! I think you'll find that I killed that one! Was reeeeal easy too!
Writerer: But you said you were following me all this time!
Phobos: You forgot about the dimension change.
Writerer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Phobos: This is the end of you Writerer!
Crap! He's rushing me! Gotta block! Gotta block! Woah! He's strong! What the hell is with this guy!? Ok, managed to fend off that attack, gotta turn on the offensive! Here we go, about to slash with my laser claymore and- What's he doing... Huh?! He turned into shadows! I can't hit him now! Where is he?
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Over here!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Gah! My shoulder, he slashed my shoulder! I-I can't even raise my laser claymore! Here he comes... I'm finished! I regret nothing!
#/HOST ENDANGERED/#
#/ACTIVATING DEFENSE MECHANISM/#
Huh? What, my injuries... they're all fixed... Phobos! Where is he?! I... can't see him anywhere. Oh wait, no, he's against the wall, he looks burned... badly.
Phobos: Grrr.... This is not the end Writerer!
Crap, he's getting up! He's raising his beam katana! Wait... he's opening a portal? Phobos just left... did I injure him like that? Well either way, for some reason I have a feeling that this isn't the end between me and Phobos.
Oh wait! That's 4 bosses down! One more to go!
#/INSERTING APPROPRIATE VIDEO/#
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Walking...
Walking...
Still Walking...
Made friends with some Scare Mythos members, eating lunch...
Walking...
Walking...
Door in front of me...
Ok, I'm tired of thinking like that, well basically there's this door with a 4 on it... It could just be a coincidence but so far, the Scare Mythos leader rooms have been pretty easy to find, I wouldn't put it past them to label the 4th leader's room like this. Well either way, here I go! Just one... KICK, and there goes the door. I just realised that the door wasn't locked, but its ok to vandalise the base of villains.
Hmm, this room is pretty normal, nothing unusual, no pillars of card games, computers with my blog sprawled across them, no friendly guys that throw the fight for me... Kind of disappointed about that last one. But yeah, just a normal room except for the dead guy in the mid- DEAD GUY?! Is that the 4th leader? Did I kill him, I mean, I do kickass, but I didn't think I was that good. Hm, oh well mission accomplished I guess...
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Not so fast, Writerer!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Ow! My head?! What the hell?! Who was that?!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Writerer: Wha-?
Phobos: Looks like you've finally made it here!
Writerer: What the?! Have you been standing behind me this entire time?
Phobos: Well not the whole time, I started following around about the end of the 2nd leader battle...
Writerer: Wha- Why?!
Phobos: So that I can take the glory and save the Scares!
Writerer: ...you got thrown into this dimension as well?
Phobos: Hah! Unlike you, I have mastered dimension travel with my beam katana.
Writerer: Well whatever, you missed your chance, I've already killed four-
Phobos: Ho Ho Ho! I think you'll find that I killed that one! Was reeeeal easy too!
Writerer: But you said you were following me all this time!
Phobos: You forgot about the dimension change.
Writerer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Phobos: This is the end of you Writerer!
Crap! He's rushing me! Gotta block! Gotta block! Woah! He's strong! What the hell is with this guy!? Ok, managed to fend off that attack, gotta turn on the offensive! Here we go, about to slash with my laser claymore and- What's he doing... Huh?! He turned into shadows! I can't hit him now! Where is he?
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Over here!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Gah! My shoulder, he slashed my shoulder! I-I can't even raise my laser claymore! Here he comes... I'm finished! I regret nothing!
#/HOST ENDANGERED/#
#/ACTIVATING DEFENSE MECHANISM/#
Huh? What, my injuries... they're all fixed... Phobos! Where is he?! I... can't see him anywhere. Oh wait, no, he's against the wall, he looks burned... badly.
Phobos: Grrr.... This is not the end Writerer!
Crap, he's getting up! He's raising his beam katana! Wait... he's opening a portal? Phobos just left... did I injure him like that? Well either way, for some reason I have a feeling that this isn't the end between me and Phobos.
Oh wait! That's 4 bosses down! One more to go!
#/INSERTING APPROPRIATE VIDEO/#
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Sunday, 3 February 2013
Writerer vs Suzy
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So as I was walking up the stairs, I saw this guy earlier who apparently was reading my blog, he was just huddled in the corner muttering "Good luck in your endeavours... good luck in your endeavours." Didn't know what that was about so I just kept on walking, I swear, the higher and higher I get in this tower, the stranger things get.
Finally! I'm approaching a door, I wonder what'll be on the other side of it. I'm now standing by the door, wondering what'll happen when I open it. I hope the next leader is behind it, I'm not gonna find out until I open this door though.
...
Ok its been about an hour now, I should probably go in now. I'm now opening the door and... Oh dear god... This room is a freaking death chamber, there are axes swinging about the place, one of those stretching beds, a table full of doughnuts, surrounded by a pit of crocodiles AND alligators!
There's a hooded figure in the middle of the room, watching me ominously. I'm getting the laser claymore out, I'm just gonna start charging at this guy, he must be a leader, why else would I build up such a moment for him to be. Alright, here we go, I'm running towards him, raising my claymore, gonna slash him up, wow I have a weird thought process, almost at him, wait, he's removing his hood, woah...
I'm stopped in my tracks, this man's face... I just can't stop looking at it... Its amazing!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
???: Greetings chum!
Writerer: Y-your face...
???: My name is the Somn- I mean, my name is Suzy! How are you, friend?
Writerer: Its so amazing...
Suzy: I'm one of the Scare Mythos Leaders! So I guess we must battle!
Writerer: C-can't stop looking...
Suzy: Oh dear... you can't stop looking at my face... You're going to have to much trouble battling me...
Writerer: Faaaace....
Suzy: How aboot I help you out buddy!
What the? I must of snapped out of it... Woah? What the hell, the guy is just lying on the floor, fading away... Did I defeat him? Wow, I must be pro! I mean, I'm able to just defeat Scare Mythos Leaders without even focusing! I'm going to destroy the next two!
Here! I! Go!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
So as I was walking up the stairs, I saw this guy earlier who apparently was reading my blog, he was just huddled in the corner muttering "Good luck in your endeavours... good luck in your endeavours." Didn't know what that was about so I just kept on walking, I swear, the higher and higher I get in this tower, the stranger things get.
Finally! I'm approaching a door, I wonder what'll be on the other side of it. I'm now standing by the door, wondering what'll happen when I open it. I hope the next leader is behind it, I'm not gonna find out until I open this door though.
...
Ok its been about an hour now, I should probably go in now. I'm now opening the door and... Oh dear god... This room is a freaking death chamber, there are axes swinging about the place, one of those stretching beds, a table full of doughnuts, surrounded by a pit of crocodiles AND alligators!
There's a hooded figure in the middle of the room, watching me ominously. I'm getting the laser claymore out, I'm just gonna start charging at this guy, he must be a leader, why else would I build up such a moment for him to be. Alright, here we go, I'm running towards him, raising my claymore, gonna slash him up, wow I have a weird thought process, almost at him, wait, he's removing his hood, woah...
I'm stopped in my tracks, this man's face... I just can't stop looking at it... Its amazing!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
???: Greetings chum!
Writerer: Y-your face...
???: My name is the Somn- I mean, my name is Suzy! How are you, friend?
Writerer: Its so amazing...
Suzy: I'm one of the Scare Mythos Leaders! So I guess we must battle!
Writerer: C-can't stop looking...
Suzy: Oh dear... you can't stop looking at my face... You're going to have to much trouble battling me...
Writerer: Faaaace....
Suzy: How aboot I help you out buddy!
What the? I must of snapped out of it... Woah? What the hell, the guy is just lying on the floor, fading away... Did I defeat him? Wow, I must be pro! I mean, I'm able to just defeat Scare Mythos Leaders without even focusing! I'm going to destroy the next two!
Here! I! Go!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Sunday, 13 January 2013
Writerer vs AllfⓍurthwall
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Damn it... Its been like 2 weeks of walking up these stairs and all I can see are posters of different Scare Mythos members doing weird poses, I have no idea why they have these all hung up on the stairway. They are very well taken though, I should find out who took pictures of them after all this.
I don't know why I've not been getting hungry or thirsty or not needing to use the bathroom, maybe its due to the magical enchantments of the buildings which are obviously there. I can tell because I'm amazing like that. I wonder what'll happen if I broke- Oh thank god! I've arrived at the next chamber!
Whoa... this is kind of a weird set up... Its just a large white room, with a giant computer screen on a wall, it... has my blog displayed on it! I know this is kind of creepy, but I'm flattered that people are reading my blog! Oh, there's a guy here, sitting on a chair in the center of the room, he's looking at me, I should probably make some dialogue with him before we do battle.
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: You! Scare Mythos leader! Its time to do battle! State thy name!
???: My designated name is AllfⓍurthwall.
Writerer: What do you mean by designated?
AllfⓍurthwall: I mean the name that I was given by the writer of this blog.
Writerer: Me?
AllfⓍurthwall: *Laughter* You think that you're the writer of this blog, I can see why you would think that, but no, you are just a character, created by a man named Connor Saupe.
Writerer: *Sigh* I don't have time for this.
I'm rushing over to AllfⓍurthwall preparing to strike him with my Laser Claymore which I had the whole time I've been here, because I was given it by the Scares. Time for him to lose- What the hell? I just went through him!
AllfⓍurthwall: I'm sorry, Writerer, but that won't work, you see, I've been giving a special ability by Connor that will make it interested for the readers of this story.
Writerer: Seriously, what the hell are you on about?
AllfⓍurthwall: We aren't real people Writerer, I myself am just a joke character based on a member of the Fear Mythos's username.
Writerer: What?
AllfⓍurthwall: This whole blog is just a story to attempt to make people laugh by making fun of fictional beings named Fears. You're in no control of your actions.
I'm trying to slash at him with my Laser Claymore while we're talking but it just keeps going through him! This guy is just annoying me now, I'm obviously not a fictional character.
AllfⓍurthwall: Its pointless Writerer, I won't be defeated by you, Connor has already decided that I can only be defeated by commenters.
Screw this, I'm just going to keep slashing at him!
Whoa, what the hell, AllfⓍurthwall just suddenly got slashed by some invisible sword, I'm not even touching him! Ouch, that looks like it hurt...
Now the invisible sword is stabbing him, seriously, this looks painful, whoever is doing this to him is just dark...
...Leaves just shot out of nowhere and took off one of AllfⓍurthwall's arms.
...and now some guy just appeared out of nowhere and is whacking AllfⓍurthwall to death with a tonfa. I'm confused now. Oh, and now he's gone.
AllfⓍurthwall is just fading into darkness now, we must have been having a shadow game. I don't really know what just happened but you know what, I'm just going to carry on... to the next leader of the Scare Mythos.
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Damn it... Its been like 2 weeks of walking up these stairs and all I can see are posters of different Scare Mythos members doing weird poses, I have no idea why they have these all hung up on the stairway. They are very well taken though, I should find out who took pictures of them after all this.
I don't know why I've not been getting hungry or thirsty or not needing to use the bathroom, maybe its due to the magical enchantments of the buildings which are obviously there. I can tell because I'm amazing like that. I wonder what'll happen if I broke- Oh thank god! I've arrived at the next chamber!
Whoa... this is kind of a weird set up... Its just a large white room, with a giant computer screen on a wall, it... has my blog displayed on it! I know this is kind of creepy, but I'm flattered that people are reading my blog! Oh, there's a guy here, sitting on a chair in the center of the room, he's looking at me, I should probably make some dialogue with him before we do battle.
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: You! Scare Mythos leader! Its time to do battle! State thy name!
???: My designated name is AllfⓍurthwall.
Writerer: What do you mean by designated?
AllfⓍurthwall: I mean the name that I was given by the writer of this blog.
Writerer: Me?
AllfⓍurthwall: *Laughter* You think that you're the writer of this blog, I can see why you would think that, but no, you are just a character, created by a man named Connor Saupe.
Writerer: *Sigh* I don't have time for this.
I'm rushing over to AllfⓍurthwall preparing to strike him with my Laser Claymore which I had the whole time I've been here, because I was given it by the Scares. Time for him to lose- What the hell? I just went through him!
AllfⓍurthwall: I'm sorry, Writerer, but that won't work, you see, I've been giving a special ability by Connor that will make it interested for the readers of this story.
Writerer: Seriously, what the hell are you on about?
AllfⓍurthwall: We aren't real people Writerer, I myself am just a joke character based on a member of the Fear Mythos's username.
Writerer: What?
AllfⓍurthwall: This whole blog is just a story to attempt to make people laugh by making fun of fictional beings named Fears. You're in no control of your actions.
I'm trying to slash at him with my Laser Claymore while we're talking but it just keeps going through him! This guy is just annoying me now, I'm obviously not a fictional character.
AllfⓍurthwall: Its pointless Writerer, I won't be defeated by you, Connor has already decided that I can only be defeated by commenters.
Screw this, I'm just going to keep slashing at him!
Whoa, what the hell, AllfⓍurthwall just suddenly got slashed by some invisible sword, I'm not even touching him! Ouch, that looks like it hurt...
Now the invisible sword is stabbing him, seriously, this looks painful, whoever is doing this to him is just dark...
...Leaves just shot out of nowhere and took off one of AllfⓍurthwall's arms.
...and now some guy just appeared out of nowhere and is whacking AllfⓍurthwall to death with a tonfa. I'm confused now. Oh, and now he's gone.
AllfⓍurthwall is just fading into darkness now, we must have been having a shadow game. I don't really know what just happened but you know what, I'm just going to carry on... to the next leader of the Scare Mythos.
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Saturday, 29 December 2012
Writerer vs Acelegion
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
#/ERROR: PREVIOUS FOOTAGE DETECTED/#
#/REPLAYING PREVIOUS FOOTAGE/#
#/ACTIVATING PAST TENSE MODE/#
Writerer: And I've been carrying my Duel disk and deck with me ever since.
Acelegion: Wow... Will the monkey ever recover?
Writerer: The Vet says that the object is permanently lodged into it.
Acelegion: To think, a whole town would be in on it...
Writerer: But anyway, I challenge you to duel Acelegion! If I win, you release the Scares!
Acelegion: And if I win?
Writerer: I'll let you take your counterpart, Acelegin's place. You'll be able to write all the duelling blogs you want!
Acelegion: You have yourself a deal, Writerer! Now lets duel!
A pillar started rising beneath me at this point, it rose up until I was level with him. Now that I was closer to him, his duel disk was like one of those shadow ones from season 4 of Yu-gi-oh. It looked epic, but it kind of just increased the villainous look of Acelegion. All of a sudden, shadows started protruding around us, until I could no longer see the Scare Mythos members, except for Acelegion.
Acelegion: Theres something you should know about this duel, Writerer!
Writerer: Is it a shadow game?!
Acelegion: Its a shado- What, are you the Scare of interrupting or something?!
Writerer: Sorry... So who's going first?
Acelegion: Um, I don't know, how do we decide?
Writerer: We could flip a coin?
Acelegion: I don't have a coin.
Writerer: Rock Paper Scissors?
Acelegion: Whats that?
Writerer: *Sighs* Why don't you just go first?
"Very well!" Acelegion said and suddenly my dueldisk's lifepoint slot shot up to 6000. "I'll start by summoning someone familiar! I summon Slendawg in attack mode!" With this, Slendawg appeared on the field, level 4 with 1600 attack and 600 defence. He stood there, motionless, he was completely under Acelegion's control. Acelegion carried onto say "And then I'll end my turn by placing down 2 face down cards!" Two face down cards appeared in his spell/trap card zone.
"My move!" I yelled and drew, but my cards were different... It must be the effects of the dimensional travel on them. "I'll start by activating the spell card, fissure! Sorry Slendawg." With this, a crack in the ground travelled from me to Slendawg but just before it hit, a green circle appeared beneath my fissure card and shot smoke up at it. "Nice try Writerer, but I activate magic jammer!" As Acelegion threw a card into his graveyard, my fissure was destroyed. "I'll summon one card face down and end my turn then." I said, ending my turn.
"My turn, and the start of your defeat! By removing 800 lifepoints per turn, I can activate the field spell, Twisted World!" Everything around me and Acelegion started to contort, even the pillars looked as if they did a few loops. "What Twisted World does is it allows me to change Scare cards to something worse than the fear cards! Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Slenderman!" Acelegion yelled as I looked at the former Slendawg, all I could see of him was a somehow, even more faceless face surrounded by a dark aura, with branches sticking out of it, attaching him to the walls, he was now level 9 with 3200 Attack and 2600 Defense.
"Now attack his monster!" With this, a branch shot out of Slenderman's aura and stabbed my card, and as it raised, I saw my Kuriboh being lifted back with the branch, and Slenderman's attack rose to 3500 points. "Every time my Slenderman destroys a monster with a level 6 or lower, it gains 300 attack! Then I'll end my turn placing another face down card!"
I was starting to worry, how could I destroy a fear card, everyone knows that they can't be destroyed except by other fears. But as I drew I saw a card that could potentially save me. "I summon Boxle!" I yelled dramatically and before me appeared a robot like thing made out of boxes at level 4 with 1500 attack and 1000 defence. "The hell is that thing?" Acelegion laughed mockingly. But I yelled back "This is a Pseudo-Fear card, while it can still be destroyed by non fear cards, it has enough power to destroy your fears! Plus, with its ability, I'm able to summon one Box Token per turn!" With this, a box appeared next to Boxle at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Next I'll activate sword of revealing light!" I shouted and a sword of light struck into the Twisted Slenderman revealing what was beneath his shadowy aura, I could see my Kuriboh still impaled amongst the menacing suit of Slenderman. "Then I'll equip Boxle with the card, box armoury!" Boxle started growing larger with more boxes added onto him. He now had 2000 attack and 1500 defence points. "I'll end my turn there." I said.
Acelegion knelt down in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints and then drew and said "Ha, that may have stopped me from attacking this turn but I can just prepare for your destruction next turn! Now I'll summon, Count Rake!" with this, Count Rake appeared but seconds later, he was affected by Twisted World. Now Count Rake looked like some feral creature with four arms, it was at level 8 with 2500 attack and defence. "Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Ultrake!" Acelegin yelled, ending his turn.
As another box token appeared, I drew. "I'll summon Boxle Proxle, Frank!" A warehouse worker appeared on my side of the field with a Box on his head, he was level 4 with 1800 attack and 1700 defence. "Then I'll activate my ritual card! Meta gaming! By discarding one level 2 card, I can change Frank into Birdy the Blog Writer!" Frank suddenly turned into a longer haired fellow with glasses, he was now at level 6 with 100 attack and 100 defence. "Now I'll use his ability to swap him out for a card of the same level from my deck! Say hello, to Brickathor!" A huge brick golem appeared in Birdy's place with 200 attack and 2300 defence at level 6. "I'll end my turn with a face down card!"
Acelegion grunted in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints, he seemed to be getting irritated. "Slenderman! Destroy Boxle!" A branch shot out at Boxle, but luckily, my Brickathor had an ability "Using Brickathor, I can change the target to him instead!" Brickathor stepped in front of the attacked and was immediately destroyed, Slenderman gained another 300 attack points. But this time, instead of the attack ending at Brickathor, it proceeded to hit me and I suddenly felt Slenderman's branch stab into my chest, as I took 3300 lifepoint damage. "Seemed pretty pointless to allow yourself to take more damage than you needed to, but never the less, Ultrake! Destroy his Boxle!" Ultrake began to fire his claws at Boxle but I was having none of it. "I activate magic Cylinders!" Ultrake's claws fell into one of the cylinder and was reflected towards Acelegion, giving him 2500 damage to his lifepoints. "Urgh, I'll end my turn." Acelegion said.
With my third box token appearing I put my plan in action. "I activate re-stock! With this card, I can bring one monster back from the dead by sacrificing 2 of my box tokens. So come on back Brickathor!" Brickathor shot out of Slenderman's aura and took its place back on my field. "Next I'll activate Stock Order which allows me to bring one card from my deck to my hand at the cost of one box token. I took the card I needed from my deck and immediatly summoned... "Paperer!" A piece of paper appeared on my field at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Is that supposed to defeat me?" Acelegion said mockingly. "No, this is! I activate polymerization! I fuse together Brickathor, Paperer and Boxle! To create..." A huge dragon made of boxes, paper and bricks appeared before me at level 10 with 4000 attack and 3000 defence. "Paxlethor!" Acelegion looked in horror at it in horror and shouted "Paxlethor?! But no one's ever been able to summon him!" Paxlethor let out a roar and I shouted out triumphantly "Paxlethor! Destroy his Ultrake and finish him off!" Paxlethor lifted one of its giant box, brick and paper claws and crushed Ultrake and destroying the pillar beneath Acelegion. Acelegion fell faster than his lifepoints.
When I finally climbed down the pillar, I saw Acelegion lying amonst the rubble, as I walked over to him, I could see that he was slowly fading away from the legs, travelling up. "Wr-Writerer, you dick..." He said, I looked around and I couldn't see the Scares "Where are they Acelegion." I asked but he just let out a weak laugh and said "I've already sent their Eldritch souls up to the boss, you'll have to beat the boss to get them back..." and with that he fully faded out.
#/PREVIOUS FOOTAGE FINISHED/#
#/ATTEMPTING TO ACTIVATE PRESENT MODE/#
#/PRESENT MODE ACTIVATED/#
-and thats why the Scare Mythos members are allowing me to travel up the tower to battle the other 4 leaders, oh yeah, Acelegion was a leader of the Scare Mythos and I defeated him. But I need to to do a lot of stair travel apparently so I'm gonna sever the connection, let me just adjust this thing... few twists... and...
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
#/ERROR: PREVIOUS FOOTAGE DETECTED/#
#/REPLAYING PREVIOUS FOOTAGE/#
#/ACTIVATING PAST TENSE MODE/#
Writerer: And I've been carrying my Duel disk and deck with me ever since.
Acelegion: Wow... Will the monkey ever recover?
Writerer: The Vet says that the object is permanently lodged into it.
Acelegion: To think, a whole town would be in on it...
Writerer: But anyway, I challenge you to duel Acelegion! If I win, you release the Scares!
Acelegion: And if I win?
Writerer: I'll let you take your counterpart, Acelegin's place. You'll be able to write all the duelling blogs you want!
Acelegion: You have yourself a deal, Writerer! Now lets duel!
A pillar started rising beneath me at this point, it rose up until I was level with him. Now that I was closer to him, his duel disk was like one of those shadow ones from season 4 of Yu-gi-oh. It looked epic, but it kind of just increased the villainous look of Acelegion. All of a sudden, shadows started protruding around us, until I could no longer see the Scare Mythos members, except for Acelegion.
Acelegion: Theres something you should know about this duel, Writerer!
Writerer: Is it a shadow game?!
Acelegion: Its a shado- What, are you the Scare of interrupting or something?!
Writerer: Sorry... So who's going first?
Acelegion: Um, I don't know, how do we decide?
Writerer: We could flip a coin?
Acelegion: I don't have a coin.
Writerer: Rock Paper Scissors?
Acelegion: Whats that?
Writerer: *Sighs* Why don't you just go first?
"Very well!" Acelegion said and suddenly my dueldisk's lifepoint slot shot up to 6000. "I'll start by summoning someone familiar! I summon Slendawg in attack mode!" With this, Slendawg appeared on the field, level 4 with 1600 attack and 600 defence. He stood there, motionless, he was completely under Acelegion's control. Acelegion carried onto say "And then I'll end my turn by placing down 2 face down cards!" Two face down cards appeared in his spell/trap card zone.
"My move!" I yelled and drew, but my cards were different... It must be the effects of the dimensional travel on them. "I'll start by activating the spell card, fissure! Sorry Slendawg." With this, a crack in the ground travelled from me to Slendawg but just before it hit, a green circle appeared beneath my fissure card and shot smoke up at it. "Nice try Writerer, but I activate magic jammer!" As Acelegion threw a card into his graveyard, my fissure was destroyed. "I'll summon one card face down and end my turn then." I said, ending my turn.
"My turn, and the start of your defeat! By removing 800 lifepoints per turn, I can activate the field spell, Twisted World!" Everything around me and Acelegion started to contort, even the pillars looked as if they did a few loops. "What Twisted World does is it allows me to change Scare cards to something worse than the fear cards! Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Slenderman!" Acelegion yelled as I looked at the former Slendawg, all I could see of him was a somehow, even more faceless face surrounded by a dark aura, with branches sticking out of it, attaching him to the walls, he was now level 9 with 3200 Attack and 2600 Defense.
"Now attack his monster!" With this, a branch shot out of Slenderman's aura and stabbed my card, and as it raised, I saw my Kuriboh being lifted back with the branch, and Slenderman's attack rose to 3500 points. "Every time my Slenderman destroys a monster with a level 6 or lower, it gains 300 attack! Then I'll end my turn placing another face down card!"
I was starting to worry, how could I destroy a fear card, everyone knows that they can't be destroyed except by other fears. But as I drew I saw a card that could potentially save me. "I summon Boxle!" I yelled dramatically and before me appeared a robot like thing made out of boxes at level 4 with 1500 attack and 1000 defence. "The hell is that thing?" Acelegion laughed mockingly. But I yelled back "This is a Pseudo-Fear card, while it can still be destroyed by non fear cards, it has enough power to destroy your fears! Plus, with its ability, I'm able to summon one Box Token per turn!" With this, a box appeared next to Boxle at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Next I'll activate sword of revealing light!" I shouted and a sword of light struck into the Twisted Slenderman revealing what was beneath his shadowy aura, I could see my Kuriboh still impaled amongst the menacing suit of Slenderman. "Then I'll equip Boxle with the card, box armoury!" Boxle started growing larger with more boxes added onto him. He now had 2000 attack and 1500 defence points. "I'll end my turn there." I said.
Acelegion knelt down in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints and then drew and said "Ha, that may have stopped me from attacking this turn but I can just prepare for your destruction next turn! Now I'll summon, Count Rake!" with this, Count Rake appeared but seconds later, he was affected by Twisted World. Now Count Rake looked like some feral creature with four arms, it was at level 8 with 2500 attack and defence. "Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Ultrake!" Acelegin yelled, ending his turn.
As another box token appeared, I drew. "I'll summon Boxle Proxle, Frank!" A warehouse worker appeared on my side of the field with a Box on his head, he was level 4 with 1800 attack and 1700 defence. "Then I'll activate my ritual card! Meta gaming! By discarding one level 2 card, I can change Frank into Birdy the Blog Writer!" Frank suddenly turned into a longer haired fellow with glasses, he was now at level 6 with 100 attack and 100 defence. "Now I'll use his ability to swap him out for a card of the same level from my deck! Say hello, to Brickathor!" A huge brick golem appeared in Birdy's place with 200 attack and 2300 defence at level 6. "I'll end my turn with a face down card!"
Acelegion grunted in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints, he seemed to be getting irritated. "Slenderman! Destroy Boxle!" A branch shot out at Boxle, but luckily, my Brickathor had an ability "Using Brickathor, I can change the target to him instead!" Brickathor stepped in front of the attacked and was immediately destroyed, Slenderman gained another 300 attack points. But this time, instead of the attack ending at Brickathor, it proceeded to hit me and I suddenly felt Slenderman's branch stab into my chest, as I took 3300 lifepoint damage. "Seemed pretty pointless to allow yourself to take more damage than you needed to, but never the less, Ultrake! Destroy his Boxle!" Ultrake began to fire his claws at Boxle but I was having none of it. "I activate magic Cylinders!" Ultrake's claws fell into one of the cylinder and was reflected towards Acelegion, giving him 2500 damage to his lifepoints. "Urgh, I'll end my turn." Acelegion said.
With my third box token appearing I put my plan in action. "I activate re-stock! With this card, I can bring one monster back from the dead by sacrificing 2 of my box tokens. So come on back Brickathor!" Brickathor shot out of Slenderman's aura and took its place back on my field. "Next I'll activate Stock Order which allows me to bring one card from my deck to my hand at the cost of one box token. I took the card I needed from my deck and immediatly summoned... "Paperer!" A piece of paper appeared on my field at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Is that supposed to defeat me?" Acelegion said mockingly. "No, this is! I activate polymerization! I fuse together Brickathor, Paperer and Boxle! To create..." A huge dragon made of boxes, paper and bricks appeared before me at level 10 with 4000 attack and 3000 defence. "Paxlethor!" Acelegion looked in horror at it in horror and shouted "Paxlethor?! But no one's ever been able to summon him!" Paxlethor let out a roar and I shouted out triumphantly "Paxlethor! Destroy his Ultrake and finish him off!" Paxlethor lifted one of its giant box, brick and paper claws and crushed Ultrake and destroying the pillar beneath Acelegion. Acelegion fell faster than his lifepoints.
When I finally climbed down the pillar, I saw Acelegion lying amonst the rubble, as I walked over to him, I could see that he was slowly fading away from the legs, travelling up. "Wr-Writerer, you dick..." He said, I looked around and I couldn't see the Scares "Where are they Acelegion." I asked but he just let out a weak laugh and said "I've already sent their Eldritch souls up to the boss, you'll have to beat the boss to get them back..." and with that he fully faded out.
#/PREVIOUS FOOTAGE FINISHED/#
#/ATTEMPTING TO ACTIVATE PRESENT MODE/#
#/PRESENT MODE ACTIVATED/#
-and thats why the Scare Mythos members are allowing me to travel up the tower to battle the other 4 leaders, oh yeah, Acelegion was a leader of the Scare Mythos and I defeated him. But I need to to do a lot of stair travel apparently so I'm gonna sever the connection, let me just adjust this thing... few twists... and...
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Friday, 28 December 2012
Plan Time and Acelegion appears
#/CONNECTION ESTABLISHED/#
So yeah, the Scares have set me up with this mind blogging thing, I just think and it automatically blogs about it. When I asked them how they came up with this sort of thing, they just told me that they read about it in this blog a while ago and thought it was a good idea. Really painful implantation, lets just say its a suppository...
So we've begun part 1 of the plan and are all riding the Loud now. I don't know how the Scares have managed to get the Loud to shut up but they told me that they stuffed a sock in its speech hole... I didn't really want to question that any further. We're approaching the Scare Mythos HQ now, its freaking huge, but all it is a giant skyscraper with an S on it. We're coming up to the wall now... and we're in, I had no idea that the <Insert all those names here> girl could do that, but she brought a huge chunk of the wall down.
We're in now and we can see a few Scare Mythos members approaching and... Holy shit, Slendawg just challenged them to a break dance competition to the death. The Scare Mythos members are pulling off some pretty swift moves but Slendawg is dancing as if he has had years of practice. Wow this competition would go great with music. Slendawg's won, the Scare Mythos kind of just dropped dead, midway through. Slendawg is saying about how he had about 20 points over them, so he was clearly going to win.
Alright, we've got the Scare Mythos uniforms and it turns out that they're just name tags... I asked why we couldn't of just made some nametags but the Scares don't seem to get how that would've been different from how they got them. The nametag I was given says 'Googlebot', kind of a weird name but whatever. We're assassin's creeding down the hallways now, I have to admit, the Hot Boy's got some pretty good Assassin moves, but unfortunatly I can't tell him that, he's pretentious enough as he is.
We're entering the main hall and the Literal Blind Man is taking the Eldritch C4 to the middle of the room and OH CRAP, AMBUSH!
The Scare Mythos members have all sprung out, we're engaging in battle with them now. Theres so many! We can't fight them all! The Living Women are just fighting against us now, they must have been possessed by Scare Mythos members, why did we even bring them!? What possible use do women who get possessed by whoever touches them to a room full of enemies serve?!
The Scare Mythos are just tossing the Brute around the room like a basketball and all the Brute can do is yell death threats at them! God damn is that adorable, but thats not the point, we're getting our ass handed to us! Count Rake is just yelling about how rude the Scare Mythos are and getting punched in return! I don't even want to think about what they're doing to Slendawg.
We're doomed- Wait! Oh my god! I forgot about the non-useless Scares! The Convocation and Intrusion, they're kicking ass! I forgot all about how they didn't get nerfed and only switched names! We might actually win this, the Scare Mythos are getting beaten the crap out of! Its raining down with their name tags Yeah, take that Achilles you just got <CONTENTS DELETED> by a bug! And you, Minute-Odyssey, you just got the same done to you but with a bird, and upside down instead!
I can't believe this... we're going to win th- Wait, who is that up on the pillar? Yeah theres a pillar in here. He's raising his arm in the air, wait, is that a duel disk? Crap! The Scares are all getting sucked up into it! I'm grabbing onto to one of the Convocation's bugs, crap, I just squished it... Its weird, you never think of a bug's life that much, but they probably value it just as much as- Shit! The Scares!
They're all gone now... The Scare Mythos members have me surrounded and the person up on the pillar is just laughing. I can see him more clearly now, he's wearing a trench coat and fedora, he looks like a villain "Did you really think you could beat us Writerer?! Let alone, me?! The great Acelegion?!"
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: How do you know who I am DoucheLegion?!
Acelegion: First off, theres no need for that, alright, douche is just a mean thing to call me. Second off, we've read your blog Writerer, we knew of your plan to attack of us.
Writerer: Damn... I forgot that blogs can travel through to different dimensions...
Acelegion: It matters no longer! I have your friends Writerer, they're trapped in my cards and finally! My deck is complete!
Writerer: Deck? You're a duelist?
Acelegion: The greatest! If I were in another dimension, I'd make blogs about them!
Writerer: Acelegion! I challenge you to a duel!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
So yeah, the Scares have set me up with this mind blogging thing, I just think and it automatically blogs about it. When I asked them how they came up with this sort of thing, they just told me that they read about it in this blog a while ago and thought it was a good idea. Really painful implantation, lets just say its a suppository...
So we've begun part 1 of the plan and are all riding the Loud now. I don't know how the Scares have managed to get the Loud to shut up but they told me that they stuffed a sock in its speech hole... I didn't really want to question that any further. We're approaching the Scare Mythos HQ now, its freaking huge, but all it is a giant skyscraper with an S on it. We're coming up to the wall now... and we're in, I had no idea that the <Insert all those names here> girl could do that, but she brought a huge chunk of the wall down.
We're in now and we can see a few Scare Mythos members approaching and... Holy shit, Slendawg just challenged them to a break dance competition to the death. The Scare Mythos members are pulling off some pretty swift moves but Slendawg is dancing as if he has had years of practice. Wow this competition would go great with music. Slendawg's won, the Scare Mythos kind of just dropped dead, midway through. Slendawg is saying about how he had about 20 points over them, so he was clearly going to win.
Alright, we've got the Scare Mythos uniforms and it turns out that they're just name tags... I asked why we couldn't of just made some nametags but the Scares don't seem to get how that would've been different from how they got them. The nametag I was given says 'Googlebot', kind of a weird name but whatever. We're assassin's creeding down the hallways now, I have to admit, the Hot Boy's got some pretty good Assassin moves, but unfortunatly I can't tell him that, he's pretentious enough as he is.
We're entering the main hall and the Literal Blind Man is taking the Eldritch C4 to the middle of the room and OH CRAP, AMBUSH!
The Scare Mythos members have all sprung out, we're engaging in battle with them now. Theres so many! We can't fight them all! The Living Women are just fighting against us now, they must have been possessed by Scare Mythos members, why did we even bring them!? What possible use do women who get possessed by whoever touches them to a room full of enemies serve?!
The Scare Mythos are just tossing the Brute around the room like a basketball and all the Brute can do is yell death threats at them! God damn is that adorable, but thats not the point, we're getting our ass handed to us! Count Rake is just yelling about how rude the Scare Mythos are and getting punched in return! I don't even want to think about what they're doing to Slendawg.
We're doomed- Wait! Oh my god! I forgot about the non-useless Scares! The Convocation and Intrusion, they're kicking ass! I forgot all about how they didn't get nerfed and only switched names! We might actually win this, the Scare Mythos are getting beaten the crap out of! Its raining down with their name tags Yeah, take that Achilles you just got <CONTENTS DELETED> by a bug! And you, Minute-Odyssey, you just got the same done to you but with a bird, and upside down instead!
I can't believe this... we're going to win th- Wait, who is that up on the pillar? Yeah theres a pillar in here. He's raising his arm in the air, wait, is that a duel disk? Crap! The Scares are all getting sucked up into it! I'm grabbing onto to one of the Convocation's bugs, crap, I just squished it... Its weird, you never think of a bug's life that much, but they probably value it just as much as- Shit! The Scares!
They're all gone now... The Scare Mythos members have me surrounded and the person up on the pillar is just laughing. I can see him more clearly now, he's wearing a trench coat and fedora, he looks like a villain "Did you really think you could beat us Writerer?! Let alone, me?! The great Acelegion?!"
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: How do you know who I am DoucheLegion?!
Acelegion: First off, theres no need for that, alright, douche is just a mean thing to call me. Second off, we've read your blog Writerer, we knew of your plan to attack of us.
Writerer: Damn... I forgot that blogs can travel through to different dimensions...
Acelegion: It matters no longer! I have your friends Writerer, they're trapped in my cards and finally! My deck is complete!
Writerer: Deck? You're a duelist?
Acelegion: The greatest! If I were in another dimension, I'd make blogs about them!
Writerer: Acelegion! I challenge you to a duel!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Thursday, 27 December 2012
The Plan
The Target:
The Scare Mythos have been hunting down the Scares recently, if they are not stopped soon, then the Scares will cease to exist. The Scare Mythos currently has 241 members, including at least 5 leaders.
The Objective:
Woop their ass and save the Scares.
Reasons for doing the objective:
The Scares are pretty useless and I feel sorry for them...
Part 1: Getting into the HQ:
First of all, we all ridethe Literal Blind Man the Loud to the Scare Mythos HQ which is located at the centre of the city. We then use the <Insert all those names here> girl's powers to break down the wall, which we proceed to enter.
Part 2: Sneaking around:
Using the powers of Slendawg, we knock out some Scare Mythos members and steal their uniforms, using these, we go around the place, assassins creed, style, until we reach the main hall.
Part 3: Planting the Eldritch C4:
Yeah, we have Eldritch C4, don't question it. We get the Literal Blind Man to place it in the middle of the room, it has to be the exact middle though, otherwise it won't work.
Part 4: Exploding the Eldritch C4:
Once it explodes, the Eldritch C4 will throw the Scare Mythos HQ through the rift into another dimension, there will obviously be no drawbacks to that.
Part 5: Badass Escape Scene:
We walk out of the Scare Mythos HQ in a cool way, without looking back at the awesome looking explosion.
The plans tomorrow, I'm getting my brand new weapon soon and we are gonna kick ass! I am so freaking pumped!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
The Scare Mythos have been hunting down the Scares recently, if they are not stopped soon, then the Scares will cease to exist. The Scare Mythos currently has 241 members, including at least 5 leaders.
The Objective:
Woop their ass and save the Scares.
Reasons for doing the objective:
The Scares are pretty useless and I feel sorry for them...
Part 1: Getting into the HQ:
First of all, we all ride
Part 2: Sneaking around:
Using the powers of Slendawg, we knock out some Scare Mythos members and steal their uniforms, using these, we go around the place, assassins creed, style, until we reach the main hall.
Part 3: Planting the Eldritch C4:
Yeah, we have Eldritch C4, don't question it. We get the Literal Blind Man to place it in the middle of the room, it has to be the exact middle though, otherwise it won't work.
Part 4: Exploding the Eldritch C4:
Once it explodes, the Eldritch C4 will throw the Scare Mythos HQ through the rift into another dimension, there will obviously be no drawbacks to that.
Part 5: Badass Escape Scene:
We walk out of the Scare Mythos HQ in a cool way, without looking back at the awesome looking explosion.
The plans tomorrow, I'm getting my brand new weapon soon and we are gonna kick ass! I am so freaking pumped!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
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