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Writerer: And I've been carrying my Duel disk and deck with me ever since.
Acelegion: Wow... Will the monkey ever recover?
Writerer: The Vet says that the object is permanently lodged into it.
Acelegion: To think, a whole town would be in on it...
Writerer: But anyway, I challenge you to duel Acelegion! If I win, you release the Scares!
Acelegion: And if I win?
Writerer: I'll let you take your counterpart, Acelegin's place. You'll be able to write all the duelling blogs you want!
Acelegion: You have yourself a deal, Writerer! Now lets duel!
A pillar started rising beneath me at this point, it rose up until I was level with him. Now that I was closer to him, his duel disk was like one of those shadow ones from season 4 of Yu-gi-oh. It looked epic, but it kind of just increased the villainous look of Acelegion. All of a sudden, shadows started protruding around us, until I could no longer see the Scare Mythos members, except for Acelegion.
Acelegion: Theres something you should know about this duel, Writerer!
Writerer: Is it a shadow game?!
Acelegion: Its a shado- What, are you the Scare of interrupting or something?!
Writerer: Sorry... So who's going first?
Acelegion: Um, I don't know, how do we decide?
Writerer: We could flip a coin?
Acelegion: I don't have a coin.
Writerer: Rock Paper Scissors?
Acelegion: Whats that?
Writerer: *Sighs* Why don't you just go first?
"Very well!" Acelegion said and suddenly my dueldisk's lifepoint slot shot up to 6000. "I'll start by summoning someone familiar! I summon Slendawg in attack mode!" With this, Slendawg appeared on the field, level 4 with 1600 attack and 600 defence. He stood there, motionless, he was completely under Acelegion's control. Acelegion carried onto say "And then I'll end my turn by placing down 2 face down cards!" Two face down cards appeared in his spell/trap card zone.
"My move!" I yelled and drew, but my cards were different... It must be the effects of the dimensional travel on them. "I'll start by activating the spell card, fissure! Sorry Slendawg." With this, a crack in the ground travelled from me to Slendawg but just before it hit, a green circle appeared beneath my fissure card and shot smoke up at it. "Nice try Writerer, but I activate magic jammer!" As Acelegion threw a card into his graveyard, my fissure was destroyed. "I'll summon one card face down and end my turn then." I said, ending my turn.
"My turn, and the start of your defeat! By removing 800 lifepoints per turn, I can activate the field spell, Twisted World!" Everything around me and Acelegion started to contort, even the pillars looked as if they did a few loops. "What Twisted World does is it allows me to change Scare cards to something worse than the fear cards! Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Slenderman!" Acelegion yelled as I looked at the former Slendawg, all I could see of him was a somehow, even more faceless face surrounded by a dark aura, with branches sticking out of it, attaching him to the walls, he was now level 9 with 3200 Attack and 2600 Defense.
"Now attack his monster!" With this, a branch shot out of Slenderman's aura and stabbed my card, and as it raised, I saw my Kuriboh being lifted back with the branch, and Slenderman's attack rose to 3500 points. "Every time my Slenderman destroys a monster with a level 6 or lower, it gains 300 attack! Then I'll end my turn placing another face down card!"
I was starting to worry, how could I destroy a fear card, everyone knows that they can't be destroyed except by other fears. But as I drew I saw a card that could potentially save me. "I summon Boxle!" I yelled dramatically and before me appeared a robot like thing made out of boxes at level 4 with 1500 attack and 1000 defence. "The hell is that thing?" Acelegion laughed mockingly. But I yelled back "This is a Pseudo-Fear card, while it can still be destroyed by non fear cards, it has enough power to destroy your fears! Plus, with its ability, I'm able to summon one Box Token per turn!" With this, a box appeared next to Boxle at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Next I'll activate sword of revealing light!" I shouted and a sword of light struck into the Twisted Slenderman revealing what was beneath his shadowy aura, I could see my Kuriboh still impaled amongst the menacing suit of Slenderman. "Then I'll equip Boxle with the card, box armoury!" Boxle started growing larger with more boxes added onto him. He now had 2000 attack and 1500 defence points. "I'll end my turn there." I said.
Acelegion knelt down in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints and then drew and said "Ha, that may have stopped me from attacking this turn but I can just prepare for your destruction next turn! Now I'll summon, Count Rake!" with this, Count Rake appeared but seconds later, he was affected by Twisted World. Now Count Rake looked like some feral creature with four arms, it was at level 8 with 2500 attack and defence. "Gaze upon Twisted Fear: Ultrake!" Acelegin yelled, ending his turn.
As another box token appeared, I drew. "I'll summon Boxle Proxle, Frank!" A warehouse worker appeared on my side of the field with a Box on his head, he was level 4 with 1800 attack and 1700 defence. "Then I'll activate my ritual card! Meta gaming! By discarding one level 2 card, I can change Frank into Birdy the Blog Writer!" Frank suddenly turned into a longer haired fellow with glasses, he was now at level 6 with 100 attack and 100 defence. "Now I'll use his ability to swap him out for a card of the same level from my deck! Say hello, to Brickathor!" A huge brick golem appeared in Birdy's place with 200 attack and 2300 defence at level 6. "I'll end my turn with a face down card!"
Acelegion grunted in pain as he lost another 700 lifepoints, he seemed to be getting irritated. "Slenderman! Destroy Boxle!" A branch shot out at Boxle, but luckily, my Brickathor had an ability "Using Brickathor, I can change the target to him instead!" Brickathor stepped in front of the attacked and was immediately destroyed, Slenderman gained another 300 attack points. But this time, instead of the attack ending at Brickathor, it proceeded to hit me and I suddenly felt Slenderman's branch stab into my chest, as I took 3300 lifepoint damage. "Seemed pretty pointless to allow yourself to take more damage than you needed to, but never the less, Ultrake! Destroy his Boxle!" Ultrake began to fire his claws at Boxle but I was having none of it. "I activate magic Cylinders!" Ultrake's claws fell into one of the cylinder and was reflected towards Acelegion, giving him 2500 damage to his lifepoints. "Urgh, I'll end my turn." Acelegion said.
With my third box token appearing I put my plan in action. "I activate re-stock! With this card, I can bring one monster back from the dead by sacrificing 2 of my box tokens. So come on back Brickathor!" Brickathor shot out of Slenderman's aura and took its place back on my field. "Next I'll activate Stock Order which allows me to bring one card from my deck to my hand at the cost of one box token. I took the card I needed from my deck and immediatly summoned... "Paperer!" A piece of paper appeared on my field at level 1 with 0 attack and defence.
"Is that supposed to defeat me?" Acelegion said mockingly. "No, this is! I activate polymerization! I fuse together Brickathor, Paperer and Boxle! To create..." A huge dragon made of boxes, paper and bricks appeared before me at level 10 with 4000 attack and 3000 defence. "Paxlethor!" Acelegion looked in horror at it in horror and shouted "Paxlethor?! But no one's ever been able to summon him!" Paxlethor let out a roar and I shouted out triumphantly "Paxlethor! Destroy his Ultrake and finish him off!" Paxlethor lifted one of its giant box, brick and paper claws and crushed Ultrake and destroying the pillar beneath Acelegion. Acelegion fell faster than his lifepoints.
When I finally climbed down the pillar, I saw Acelegion lying amonst the rubble, as I walked over to him, I could see that he was slowly fading away from the legs, travelling up. "Wr-Writerer, you dick..." He said, I looked around and I couldn't see the Scares "Where are they Acelegion." I asked but he just let out a weak laugh and said "I've already sent their Eldritch souls up to the boss, you'll have to beat the boss to get them back..." and with that he fully faded out.
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-and thats why the Scare Mythos members are allowing me to travel up the tower to battle the other 4 leaders, oh yeah, Acelegion was a leader of the Scare Mythos and I defeated him. But I need to to do a lot of stair travel apparently so I'm gonna sever the connection, let me just adjust this thing... few twists... and...
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Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Saturday 29 December 2012
Friday 28 December 2012
Plan Time and Acelegion appears
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So yeah, the Scares have set me up with this mind blogging thing, I just think and it automatically blogs about it. When I asked them how they came up with this sort of thing, they just told me that they read about it in this blog a while ago and thought it was a good idea. Really painful implantation, lets just say its a suppository...
So we've begun part 1 of the plan and are all riding the Loud now. I don't know how the Scares have managed to get the Loud to shut up but they told me that they stuffed a sock in its speech hole... I didn't really want to question that any further. We're approaching the Scare Mythos HQ now, its freaking huge, but all it is a giant skyscraper with an S on it. We're coming up to the wall now... and we're in, I had no idea that the <Insert all those names here> girl could do that, but she brought a huge chunk of the wall down.
We're in now and we can see a few Scare Mythos members approaching and... Holy shit, Slendawg just challenged them to a break dance competition to the death. The Scare Mythos members are pulling off some pretty swift moves but Slendawg is dancing as if he has had years of practice. Wow this competition would go great with music. Slendawg's won, the Scare Mythos kind of just dropped dead, midway through. Slendawg is saying about how he had about 20 points over them, so he was clearly going to win.
Alright, we've got the Scare Mythos uniforms and it turns out that they're just name tags... I asked why we couldn't of just made some nametags but the Scares don't seem to get how that would've been different from how they got them. The nametag I was given says 'Googlebot', kind of a weird name but whatever. We're assassin's creeding down the hallways now, I have to admit, the Hot Boy's got some pretty good Assassin moves, but unfortunatly I can't tell him that, he's pretentious enough as he is.
We're entering the main hall and the Literal Blind Man is taking the Eldritch C4 to the middle of the room and OH CRAP, AMBUSH!
The Scare Mythos members have all sprung out, we're engaging in battle with them now. Theres so many! We can't fight them all! The Living Women are just fighting against us now, they must have been possessed by Scare Mythos members, why did we even bring them!? What possible use do women who get possessed by whoever touches them to a room full of enemies serve?!
The Scare Mythos are just tossing the Brute around the room like a basketball and all the Brute can do is yell death threats at them! God damn is that adorable, but thats not the point, we're getting our ass handed to us! Count Rake is just yelling about how rude the Scare Mythos are and getting punched in return! I don't even want to think about what they're doing to Slendawg.
We're doomed- Wait! Oh my god! I forgot about the non-useless Scares! The Convocation and Intrusion, they're kicking ass! I forgot all about how they didn't get nerfed and only switched names! We might actually win this, the Scare Mythos are getting beaten the crap out of! Its raining down with their name tags Yeah, take that Achilles you just got <CONTENTS DELETED> by a bug! And you, Minute-Odyssey, you just got the same done to you but with a bird, and upside down instead!
I can't believe this... we're going to win th- Wait, who is that up on the pillar? Yeah theres a pillar in here. He's raising his arm in the air, wait, is that a duel disk? Crap! The Scares are all getting sucked up into it! I'm grabbing onto to one of the Convocation's bugs, crap, I just squished it... Its weird, you never think of a bug's life that much, but they probably value it just as much as- Shit! The Scares!
They're all gone now... The Scare Mythos members have me surrounded and the person up on the pillar is just laughing. I can see him more clearly now, he's wearing a trench coat and fedora, he looks like a villain "Did you really think you could beat us Writerer?! Let alone, me?! The great Acelegion?!"
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Writerer: How do you know who I am DoucheLegion?!
Acelegion: First off, theres no need for that, alright, douche is just a mean thing to call me. Second off, we've read your blog Writerer, we knew of your plan to attack of us.
Writerer: Damn... I forgot that blogs can travel through to different dimensions...
Acelegion: It matters no longer! I have your friends Writerer, they're trapped in my cards and finally! My deck is complete!
Writerer: Deck? You're a duelist?
Acelegion: The greatest! If I were in another dimension, I'd make blogs about them!
Writerer: Acelegion! I challenge you to a duel!
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Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
So yeah, the Scares have set me up with this mind blogging thing, I just think and it automatically blogs about it. When I asked them how they came up with this sort of thing, they just told me that they read about it in this blog a while ago and thought it was a good idea. Really painful implantation, lets just say its a suppository...
So we've begun part 1 of the plan and are all riding the Loud now. I don't know how the Scares have managed to get the Loud to shut up but they told me that they stuffed a sock in its speech hole... I didn't really want to question that any further. We're approaching the Scare Mythos HQ now, its freaking huge, but all it is a giant skyscraper with an S on it. We're coming up to the wall now... and we're in, I had no idea that the <Insert all those names here> girl could do that, but she brought a huge chunk of the wall down.
We're in now and we can see a few Scare Mythos members approaching and... Holy shit, Slendawg just challenged them to a break dance competition to the death. The Scare Mythos members are pulling off some pretty swift moves but Slendawg is dancing as if he has had years of practice. Wow this competition would go great with music. Slendawg's won, the Scare Mythos kind of just dropped dead, midway through. Slendawg is saying about how he had about 20 points over them, so he was clearly going to win.
Alright, we've got the Scare Mythos uniforms and it turns out that they're just name tags... I asked why we couldn't of just made some nametags but the Scares don't seem to get how that would've been different from how they got them. The nametag I was given says 'Googlebot', kind of a weird name but whatever. We're assassin's creeding down the hallways now, I have to admit, the Hot Boy's got some pretty good Assassin moves, but unfortunatly I can't tell him that, he's pretentious enough as he is.
We're entering the main hall and the Literal Blind Man is taking the Eldritch C4 to the middle of the room and OH CRAP, AMBUSH!
The Scare Mythos members have all sprung out, we're engaging in battle with them now. Theres so many! We can't fight them all! The Living Women are just fighting against us now, they must have been possessed by Scare Mythos members, why did we even bring them!? What possible use do women who get possessed by whoever touches them to a room full of enemies serve?!
The Scare Mythos are just tossing the Brute around the room like a basketball and all the Brute can do is yell death threats at them! God damn is that adorable, but thats not the point, we're getting our ass handed to us! Count Rake is just yelling about how rude the Scare Mythos are and getting punched in return! I don't even want to think about what they're doing to Slendawg.
We're doomed- Wait! Oh my god! I forgot about the non-useless Scares! The Convocation and Intrusion, they're kicking ass! I forgot all about how they didn't get nerfed and only switched names! We might actually win this, the Scare Mythos are getting beaten the crap out of! Its raining down with their name tags Yeah, take that Achilles you just got <CONTENTS DELETED> by a bug! And you, Minute-Odyssey, you just got the same done to you but with a bird, and upside down instead!
I can't believe this... we're going to win th- Wait, who is that up on the pillar? Yeah theres a pillar in here. He's raising his arm in the air, wait, is that a duel disk? Crap! The Scares are all getting sucked up into it! I'm grabbing onto to one of the Convocation's bugs, crap, I just squished it... Its weird, you never think of a bug's life that much, but they probably value it just as much as- Shit! The Scares!
They're all gone now... The Scare Mythos members have me surrounded and the person up on the pillar is just laughing. I can see him more clearly now, he's wearing a trench coat and fedora, he looks like a villain "Did you really think you could beat us Writerer?! Let alone, me?! The great Acelegion?!"
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Writerer: How do you know who I am DoucheLegion?!
Acelegion: First off, theres no need for that, alright, douche is just a mean thing to call me. Second off, we've read your blog Writerer, we knew of your plan to attack of us.
Writerer: Damn... I forgot that blogs can travel through to different dimensions...
Acelegion: It matters no longer! I have your friends Writerer, they're trapped in my cards and finally! My deck is complete!
Writerer: Deck? You're a duelist?
Acelegion: The greatest! If I were in another dimension, I'd make blogs about them!
Writerer: Acelegion! I challenge you to a duel!
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Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Thursday 27 December 2012
The Plan
The Target:
The Scare Mythos have been hunting down the Scares recently, if they are not stopped soon, then the Scares will cease to exist. The Scare Mythos currently has 241 members, including at least 5 leaders.
The Objective:
Woop their ass and save the Scares.
Reasons for doing the objective:
The Scares are pretty useless and I feel sorry for them...
Part 1: Getting into the HQ:
First of all, we all ridethe Literal Blind Man the Loud to the Scare Mythos HQ which is located at the centre of the city. We then use the <Insert all those names here> girl's powers to break down the wall, which we proceed to enter.
Part 2: Sneaking around:
Using the powers of Slendawg, we knock out some Scare Mythos members and steal their uniforms, using these, we go around the place, assassins creed, style, until we reach the main hall.
Part 3: Planting the Eldritch C4:
Yeah, we have Eldritch C4, don't question it. We get the Literal Blind Man to place it in the middle of the room, it has to be the exact middle though, otherwise it won't work.
Part 4: Exploding the Eldritch C4:
Once it explodes, the Eldritch C4 will throw the Scare Mythos HQ through the rift into another dimension, there will obviously be no drawbacks to that.
Part 5: Badass Escape Scene:
We walk out of the Scare Mythos HQ in a cool way, without looking back at the awesome looking explosion.
The plans tomorrow, I'm getting my brand new weapon soon and we are gonna kick ass! I am so freaking pumped!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
The Scare Mythos have been hunting down the Scares recently, if they are not stopped soon, then the Scares will cease to exist. The Scare Mythos currently has 241 members, including at least 5 leaders.
The Objective:
Woop their ass and save the Scares.
Reasons for doing the objective:
The Scares are pretty useless and I feel sorry for them...
Part 1: Getting into the HQ:
First of all, we all ride
Part 2: Sneaking around:
Using the powers of Slendawg, we knock out some Scare Mythos members and steal their uniforms, using these, we go around the place, assassins creed, style, until we reach the main hall.
Part 3: Planting the Eldritch C4:
Yeah, we have Eldritch C4, don't question it. We get the Literal Blind Man to place it in the middle of the room, it has to be the exact middle though, otherwise it won't work.
Part 4: Exploding the Eldritch C4:
Once it explodes, the Eldritch C4 will throw the Scare Mythos HQ through the rift into another dimension, there will obviously be no drawbacks to that.
Part 5: Badass Escape Scene:
We walk out of the Scare Mythos HQ in a cool way, without looking back at the awesome looking explosion.
The plans tomorrow, I'm getting my brand new weapon soon and we are gonna kick ass! I am so freaking pumped!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Sunday 23 December 2012
The Scares and Slendawg's Break Dancing
"WELCOME WRITERER! TO OUR LAIR!" the loud immediately shouted as it saw me, to which I replied "Um yeah, I've been here before." The loud was followed by a bunch of others and I'm saying now, they looked weird. They then got in seemed to get into different positions and for the next hour they performed a song and dance introducing me to the lair... it was beautiful. After they had finished the loud floated above them and started to say, well shout "NOW ALLOW ME TO INTROD-!" but I had to interrupt it and say "Ummm why don't you let them introduce themselves" with this, the loud started making whining sounds but then went floated down and one by one the scares introduced themselves.
The tall faceless guy in the hoodie stepped up first "Yo man, I'm Slendawg and Slendawging is the game." he said with a tone that one would use if they were rapping. "What's Slendawging?" I asked but at this point he was break dancing so the next Scare came up next.
The next guy had one of those blind people canes and the glasses to go with it, he sort of walked to the left, facing the wrong way and started yelling "I am the Literal Blind Man!" and then walked back and fell over. I looked at him oddly and went "Are you ok?" but he just cupped his ear and went "Whats that sonny?!" so I just looked on to the next one.
Then this grumpy looking guy walked over and said "I'm the Frowning Man." and then kind of frowned at me intensely for the rest of the meeting, I tried looking him the eyes, but it kind of freaked me out because he seemed to have an eternal cross eyed thing going on so I just moved onto the next Scare.
At this point the loud floated up in front of me and went "I AM THE LOUD, HELLO!" after waiting about an hour for my hearing to return to me, I carried on being introduced to the Scares.
A little girl ran up and started saying "Hi my name is Alyssa Van Mark Mcpactrik El Rosenbelt Farheim Lepr-" she carried on saying her name until I eventually just yelled "NEXT!" the girl just got back into place and sulked.
Then a little boy ran up to me and offered to shake my hand, I took his hand and my hand instantly caught on fire. After some crazy antics involving me putting out the fire, he said "Sorry about that, but I am the Hot Boy!" Yeah I know... pretentious much... I just ignored him after he said that to try and kill off some of his pretentiousness. He did the same as that annoying girl and sulked.
A barbershop quartet band of four stepped up next and said:
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
Immediatly, I knew I loved them to death, but I was getting tired of being introduced slowly, so I just nodded and moved onto the next ones.
Next, a guy in medical scrubs wearing a plague doctor mask stepped up and said "Umm hello, I am the Plague Intern, I'll patch ya up if you need to be patched" he said, while holding up surgical tools, but then as he walked back, he stumbled and made a hilarious moment of him dropping his tools, while he was picking up his stuff, I looked over to the next Scare.
Then a group of women stepped up and in unison said "We are the Living Women! If you need a body to hop in, we're the ones for you to come to." I saw the Truther and the main Living Woman standing there but there were another two who proceeded to introduce themselves, one said to me kindly "I am the Owen." while the other one said quietly "my fucking name is heavenice."
The next Scare was this woman covered in snakes who said "I'm the Lover of Snakes and I loooooove snakes!" she then started cackling madly while throwing snakes around, we had to run around after her and take away her snakes until finally, Slendawg did a flying jump kick to her face, after that, we continued with the introductions.
Then this guy in a lab coat walked up to me and went "You don't believe in God do you?!" when I nodded he scoffed and went "Ha! There is obviously no God you fool! I know this for you see, I am the Atheist!" and then for some reason he started laughing maniacally and walked back to the group of Scares.
The next up was a little person and he was adorable. He stomped over to me, trying to look fierce and said "I am the Brute!" he had a little squeaky voice and after hearing it I immediately picked him up and went "You are just adorable!" he thrashed about and started yelling "Put me down! I will destroy you!" after putting him down, he stomped back over to the Scares.
After that, this fancy looking man with a cane strolled up to me and said "Good day to you old bean, I am Count Rake." He seems quite snooty to me, to be honest, he had a monocle, tophat and everything you'd expect from a fancy man, he then strolled back and joined the Scares.
And lastly, a bunch of birds flew over along with a swarm of insects came over to me. The birds screeched about how they were The Intrusion and the insects said that they were The Convocation . "That's not very interesting, they sound like reasonable names for you..." I said to them. "Yeah but what they've done here is switched places!" Slendawg explained and all the Scares started cheering for the next hour, after that, we carried on with the meeting.
"NOW WRITERER! YOU MUST BLOG ABOUT US! WE'LL DISCUSS THE PLAN AFTERWARDS! NOW GOOOOO!" The loud started yelling at me. And so here I am blogging, the Scares had started cheering again so I've had a while to write this but they seem to be quieting down now so I should wrap this post up and hear the plan.
P.S The weird post dating is because I'm in a different dimension so shut up.
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
The tall faceless guy in the hoodie stepped up first "Yo man, I'm Slendawg and Slendawging is the game." he said with a tone that one would use if they were rapping. "What's Slendawging?" I asked but at this point he was break dancing so the next Scare came up next.
The next guy had one of those blind people canes and the glasses to go with it, he sort of walked to the left, facing the wrong way and started yelling "I am the Literal Blind Man!" and then walked back and fell over. I looked at him oddly and went "Are you ok?" but he just cupped his ear and went "Whats that sonny?!" so I just looked on to the next one.
Then this grumpy looking guy walked over and said "I'm the Frowning Man." and then kind of frowned at me intensely for the rest of the meeting, I tried looking him the eyes, but it kind of freaked me out because he seemed to have an eternal cross eyed thing going on so I just moved onto the next Scare.
At this point the loud floated up in front of me and went "I AM THE LOUD, HELLO!" after waiting about an hour for my hearing to return to me, I carried on being introduced to the Scares.
A little girl ran up and started saying "Hi my name is Alyssa Van Mark Mcpactrik El Rosenbelt Farheim Lepr-" she carried on saying her name until I eventually just yelled "NEXT!" the girl just got back into place and sulked.
Then a little boy ran up to me and offered to shake my hand, I took his hand and my hand instantly caught on fire. After some crazy antics involving me putting out the fire, he said "Sorry about that, but I am the Hot Boy!" Yeah I know... pretentious much... I just ignored him after he said that to try and kill off some of his pretentiousness. He did the same as that annoying girl and sulked.
A barbershop quartet band of four stepped up next and said:
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
Immediatly, I knew I loved them to death, but I was getting tired of being introduced slowly, so I just nodded and moved onto the next ones.
Next, a guy in medical scrubs wearing a plague doctor mask stepped up and said "Umm hello, I am the Plague Intern, I'll patch ya up if you need to be patched" he said, while holding up surgical tools, but then as he walked back, he stumbled and made a hilarious moment of him dropping his tools, while he was picking up his stuff, I looked over to the next Scare.
Then a group of women stepped up and in unison said "We are the Living Women! If you need a body to hop in, we're the ones for you to come to." I saw the Truther and the main Living Woman standing there but there were another two who proceeded to introduce themselves, one said to me kindly "I am the Owen." while the other one said quietly "my fucking name is heavenice."
The next Scare was this woman covered in snakes who said "I'm the Lover of Snakes and I loooooove snakes!" she then started cackling madly while throwing snakes around, we had to run around after her and take away her snakes until finally, Slendawg did a flying jump kick to her face, after that, we continued with the introductions.
Then this guy in a lab coat walked up to me and went "You don't believe in God do you?!" when I nodded he scoffed and went "Ha! There is obviously no God you fool! I know this for you see, I am the Atheist!" and then for some reason he started laughing maniacally and walked back to the group of Scares.
The next up was a little person and he was adorable. He stomped over to me, trying to look fierce and said "I am the Brute!" he had a little squeaky voice and after hearing it I immediately picked him up and went "You are just adorable!" he thrashed about and started yelling "Put me down! I will destroy you!" after putting him down, he stomped back over to the Scares.
After that, this fancy looking man with a cane strolled up to me and said "Good day to you old bean, I am Count Rake." He seems quite snooty to me, to be honest, he had a monocle, tophat and everything you'd expect from a fancy man, he then strolled back and joined the Scares.
And lastly, a bunch of birds flew over along with a swarm of insects came over to me. The birds screeched about how they were The Intrusion and the insects said that they were The Convocation . "That's not very interesting, they sound like reasonable names for you..." I said to them. "Yeah but what they've done here is switched places!" Slendawg explained and all the Scares started cheering for the next hour, after that, we carried on with the meeting.
"NOW WRITERER! YOU MUST BLOG ABOUT US! WE'LL DISCUSS THE PLAN AFTERWARDS! NOW GOOOOO!" The loud started yelling at me. And so here I am blogging, the Scares had started cheering again so I've had a while to write this but they seem to be quieting down now so I should wrap this post up and hear the plan.
P.S The weird post dating is because I'm in a different dimension so shut up.
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Saturday 8 December 2012
New Women and Waiting
So I went back to the Scares' hideout again today. Here's an exact rendition of what happened, because you know I have a perfect memory.
So after being in another high speed car chase, I arrived at the rec centre and I could tell straight away, something was different. They now had a door bell installed. I rang it and funnily enough, it started playing some self recorded clip of the loud singing I'm to sexy... It was kind of just it yelling the words with no tone or anything, but damn does the loud pull that song off.
I waited at the door for about 20 minutes before I was greeted by a woman. I hadn't seen this woman before so naturally I got into my battle stance and was ready to attack her. With a terrified look on her face, she said "No, no! I'm also a scare! Please don't hurt me!" and started tearing up. Hopping out of my battle stance I asked "You're a scare? Which one?" Me getting out of my battle stance seemed to get her to calm down a bit and she told me that she is another version of the living woman, named The Truther.
So after we talked about our dreams and the future, she lead me inside the base. We entered the room with the swimming pool and... well... no one has actually arrived yet. So I'm typing up this post whilst waiting for... Oh wait they're here, gotta go!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
So after being in another high speed car chase, I arrived at the rec centre and I could tell straight away, something was different. They now had a door bell installed. I rang it and funnily enough, it started playing some self recorded clip of the loud singing I'm to sexy... It was kind of just it yelling the words with no tone or anything, but damn does the loud pull that song off.
I waited at the door for about 20 minutes before I was greeted by a woman. I hadn't seen this woman before so naturally I got into my battle stance and was ready to attack her. With a terrified look on her face, she said "No, no! I'm also a scare! Please don't hurt me!" and started tearing up. Hopping out of my battle stance I asked "You're a scare? Which one?" Me getting out of my battle stance seemed to get her to calm down a bit and she told me that she is another version of the living woman, named The Truther.
So after we talked about our dreams and the future, she lead me inside the base. We entered the room with the swimming pool and... well... no one has actually arrived yet. So I'm typing up this post whilst waiting for... Oh wait they're here, gotta go!
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
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