#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Here it is... The door to the final leader. I am going to kick his ass!
Wait... Why am I defeating the 5 leaders again?
It was to save people...
They were a parody of something that I've stated no knowledge of...
Oh right! The Scares!
Alright, here we go... Running towards the door... Jumping up to flying jump kick it... About to hit it and... OUCH! OH GOD, MY FOOT!
"The door is locked genius..."
Some guy on the otherside of the door said that, he must be the last leader! Hmm, locked huh? I'll just whip out my laser claymore and slash it open! With one big slash against the middle.... and its open! The last leader is sitting on a chair accross the room, I can't see his face, I'm just going to charge him. Wait... there's some other guy here... it's AllfⓍurthwall!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
AllfⓍurthwall: Nice try, but I'm not that easy to kill!
Writerer: But I saw some guy kill you with a freaking tonfa!
AllfⓍurthwall: Yes! But as you wrote about me fading into darkness, you did not specify that I was fading away forever!
Writerer: Thats bull-!
AllfⓍurthwall: It matters not! Prepare to d-
Woah! Theres sword sticking through, AllfⓍurthwall's face! Was that always there? And he's falling to the floor... and he's dead... FOREVER! HE IS DEAD FOREVER! But the killer... its the last leader that killed him. Wait... the last leader... its me!
???: Urgh, I've had it up to hear with these ridiculous characters, especially this guy.
Writerer: Who are you?! Why do you look like me?!
???: And you! What the hell is wrong with your spelling and grammar?! In, lets wrap it up here, its spelt R-A-P! I bet you're bloody spelling it with a W as I speak it now, arn't you!
Writerer: ...
???: And for the record, the way you're writing 'good luck in your endeavours, Writerer' thats as if you're saying it to yourself, why would you do that? That's just weird!
Writerer: Uh...
???: And the twelth post? All you do is look at a map... What the fuck?
Screw this guy, I'm rushing him. Here we go, and... SLASH! That outta have finished him off! Now all I have to do is look up to see if I actually hit him or not... and yep, he's blocked it. Wait what?! He blocked it?! Oh crap, his weapon is a laser BUSTER SWORD! I can't beat that, thats at least 2 stages higher than a laser claymore!
Writerer: Who the hell are you?!
???: Oh c'mon you idiot, its fairly obvious that I'm your Scare Mythos counterpart, Writer...
Writerer: But I'm not even in the Fear Mythos!
Writer: You see?! You're not even supposed to know about the fear mythos, why do you suddenly know about it now?!
How the hell am I going to beat this guy? Wait... theres something that I forgot! My limit break! Here we go, just need to stab my laser claymore into the ground... to send laser shockwaves towards him!
They actually hit him! He's fallen over, here we go, time for my final finish attack! And.... SLASH! I hit him! I did it! I actually beat the last leader!
...I should probably check now.
Writer: Yeah, nice try.
He's already up, and my final finish attack only left an awesome looking scar on his chest... I'm doomed... Crap! Here he comes, its a good thing I'm faster than him due to weapon weight difference.
...
I'm kind of just running away from him now, we've gone around the room in circles about 20 times now. I've noticed that there is a computer saying [RELEASE SCARES - LASER BUSTER SWORD NEEDED]. I've got an idea, but its slightly risky.
I've stopped in front of the computer, Writer is still running towards me... he's swinging and... I duck!
Yes! He hit the computer, it accepted the ID and here come the Scares! I did it! They're all here! I can't remember there names, but I can see they're all attacking Writer, looks like this guy has really got his just desserts!
Crap...
All of the Scares are dead. He killed them. I'm screwed.
Here he comes...
About to swing that buster sword...
All I can try and do is block it with my laser claymore...
His sword broke it...
Goodbye awesome universe that I live in...
Am I still alive? I guess I must be, since I can still feel my psi-me buzzing, god I hate that feature... I'm going to open my eyes slowly... Hmm, nothing different about the room except for Writer being lifted into the air by Paralaladox.
...
Fuck.
Writerer: Paralaladox... you here to beat the crap out of me as well?
Writer: This isn't- nngh- Paralaladox, this is Finchgear, the- GAH- Scare of Multiverses...
Finchgear: Yeah, the one that YOU trapped in that fucking laser claymore for one thousand and one years!
Uh oh... he's opening a portal to another dimension! Wait... he's throwing Writer through! He must be the opposite of Paralaladox!
Writerer: Thank you Finchgear! C'mon we gotta save my uni-
Finchgear: Your universe? Ha, Paralaladox has already fucked that up. Your universe, your room mate, all completely gone. Oh and I'm not a good guy either.
Writerer: Damn it...
Urgh, he's lifting me up and oh god... he's pulling out my spirit form! I'm just floating in the air now. That idiot, I can simply just float on back into my body. Wait... what is he doing? No! Don't throw my body into another dimension! No!
Finchgear: Well that should get you to stop pestering us! Seeya!
...and there he goes. I'm just stuck floating around for all eternity.
Shit.
Wednesday 13 March 2013
Tuesday 19 February 2013
Writerer vs Phobos
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Walking...
Walking...
Still Walking...
Made friends with some Scare Mythos members, eating lunch...
Walking...
Walking...
Door in front of me...
Ok, I'm tired of thinking like that, well basically there's this door with a 4 on it... It could just be a coincidence but so far, the Scare Mythos leader rooms have been pretty easy to find, I wouldn't put it past them to label the 4th leader's room like this. Well either way, here I go! Just one... KICK, and there goes the door. I just realised that the door wasn't locked, but its ok to vandalise the base of villains.
Hmm, this room is pretty normal, nothing unusual, no pillars of card games, computers with my blog sprawled across them, no friendly guys that throw the fight for me... Kind of disappointed about that last one. But yeah, just a normal room except for the dead guy in the mid- DEAD GUY?! Is that the 4th leader? Did I kill him, I mean, I do kickass, but I didn't think I was that good. Hm, oh well mission accomplished I guess...
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Not so fast, Writerer!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Ow! My head?! What the hell?! Who was that?!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Writerer: Wha-?
Phobos: Looks like you've finally made it here!
Writerer: What the?! Have you been standing behind me this entire time?
Phobos: Well not the whole time, I started following around about the end of the 2nd leader battle...
Writerer: Wha- Why?!
Phobos: So that I can take the glory and save the Scares!
Writerer: ...you got thrown into this dimension as well?
Phobos: Hah! Unlike you, I have mastered dimension travel with my beam katana.
Writerer: Well whatever, you missed your chance, I've already killed four-
Phobos: Ho Ho Ho! I think you'll find that I killed that one! Was reeeeal easy too!
Writerer: But you said you were following me all this time!
Phobos: You forgot about the dimension change.
Writerer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Phobos: This is the end of you Writerer!
Crap! He's rushing me! Gotta block! Gotta block! Woah! He's strong! What the hell is with this guy!? Ok, managed to fend off that attack, gotta turn on the offensive! Here we go, about to slash with my laser claymore and- What's he doing... Huh?! He turned into shadows! I can't hit him now! Where is he?
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Over here!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Gah! My shoulder, he slashed my shoulder! I-I can't even raise my laser claymore! Here he comes... I'm finished! I regret nothing!
#/HOST ENDANGERED/#
#/ACTIVATING DEFENSE MECHANISM/#
Huh? What, my injuries... they're all fixed... Phobos! Where is he?! I... can't see him anywhere. Oh wait, no, he's against the wall, he looks burned... badly.
Phobos: Grrr.... This is not the end Writerer!
Crap, he's getting up! He's raising his beam katana! Wait... he's opening a portal? Phobos just left... did I injure him like that? Well either way, for some reason I have a feeling that this isn't the end between me and Phobos.
Oh wait! That's 4 bosses down! One more to go!
#/INSERTING APPROPRIATE VIDEO/#
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Walking...
Walking...
Still Walking...
Made friends with some Scare Mythos members, eating lunch...
Walking...
Walking...
Door in front of me...
Ok, I'm tired of thinking like that, well basically there's this door with a 4 on it... It could just be a coincidence but so far, the Scare Mythos leader rooms have been pretty easy to find, I wouldn't put it past them to label the 4th leader's room like this. Well either way, here I go! Just one... KICK, and there goes the door. I just realised that the door wasn't locked, but its ok to vandalise the base of villains.
Hmm, this room is pretty normal, nothing unusual, no pillars of card games, computers with my blog sprawled across them, no friendly guys that throw the fight for me... Kind of disappointed about that last one. But yeah, just a normal room except for the dead guy in the mid- DEAD GUY?! Is that the 4th leader? Did I kill him, I mean, I do kickass, but I didn't think I was that good. Hm, oh well mission accomplished I guess...
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Not so fast, Writerer!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Ow! My head?! What the hell?! Who was that?!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Writerer: Wha-?
Phobos: Looks like you've finally made it here!
Writerer: What the?! Have you been standing behind me this entire time?
Phobos: Well not the whole time, I started following around about the end of the 2nd leader battle...
Writerer: Wha- Why?!
Phobos: So that I can take the glory and save the Scares!
Writerer: ...you got thrown into this dimension as well?
Phobos: Hah! Unlike you, I have mastered dimension travel with my beam katana.
Writerer: Well whatever, you missed your chance, I've already killed four-
Phobos: Ho Ho Ho! I think you'll find that I killed that one! Was reeeeal easy too!
Writerer: But you said you were following me all this time!
Phobos: You forgot about the dimension change.
Writerer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Phobos: This is the end of you Writerer!
Crap! He's rushing me! Gotta block! Gotta block! Woah! He's strong! What the hell is with this guy!? Ok, managed to fend off that attack, gotta turn on the offensive! Here we go, about to slash with my laser claymore and- What's he doing... Huh?! He turned into shadows! I can't hit him now! Where is he?
%$#/ErRor/#$%
#/INCOMING MESSAGE/#
Over here!
%$#/ErRor/#$%
Gah! My shoulder, he slashed my shoulder! I-I can't even raise my laser claymore! Here he comes... I'm finished! I regret nothing!
#/HOST ENDANGERED/#
#/ACTIVATING DEFENSE MECHANISM/#
Huh? What, my injuries... they're all fixed... Phobos! Where is he?! I... can't see him anywhere. Oh wait, no, he's against the wall, he looks burned... badly.
Phobos: Grrr.... This is not the end Writerer!
Crap, he's getting up! He's raising his beam katana! Wait... he's opening a portal? Phobos just left... did I injure him like that? Well either way, for some reason I have a feeling that this isn't the end between me and Phobos.
Oh wait! That's 4 bosses down! One more to go!
#/INSERTING APPROPRIATE VIDEO/#
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Sunday 3 February 2013
Writerer vs Suzy
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
So as I was walking up the stairs, I saw this guy earlier who apparently was reading my blog, he was just huddled in the corner muttering "Good luck in your endeavours... good luck in your endeavours." Didn't know what that was about so I just kept on walking, I swear, the higher and higher I get in this tower, the stranger things get.
Finally! I'm approaching a door, I wonder what'll be on the other side of it. I'm now standing by the door, wondering what'll happen when I open it. I hope the next leader is behind it, I'm not gonna find out until I open this door though.
...
Ok its been about an hour now, I should probably go in now. I'm now opening the door and... Oh dear god... This room is a freaking death chamber, there are axes swinging about the place, one of those stretching beds, a table full of doughnuts, surrounded by a pit of crocodiles AND alligators!
There's a hooded figure in the middle of the room, watching me ominously. I'm getting the laser claymore out, I'm just gonna start charging at this guy, he must be a leader, why else would I build up such a moment for him to be. Alright, here we go, I'm running towards him, raising my claymore, gonna slash him up, wow I have a weird thought process, almost at him, wait, he's removing his hood, woah...
I'm stopped in my tracks, this man's face... I just can't stop looking at it... Its amazing!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
???: Greetings chum!
Writerer: Y-your face...
???: My name is the Somn- I mean, my name is Suzy! How are you, friend?
Writerer: Its so amazing...
Suzy: I'm one of the Scare Mythos Leaders! So I guess we must battle!
Writerer: C-can't stop looking...
Suzy: Oh dear... you can't stop looking at my face... You're going to have to much trouble battling me...
Writerer: Faaaace....
Suzy: How aboot I help you out buddy!
What the? I must of snapped out of it... Woah? What the hell, the guy is just lying on the floor, fading away... Did I defeat him? Wow, I must be pro! I mean, I'm able to just defeat Scare Mythos Leaders without even focusing! I'm going to destroy the next two!
Here! I! Go!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
So as I was walking up the stairs, I saw this guy earlier who apparently was reading my blog, he was just huddled in the corner muttering "Good luck in your endeavours... good luck in your endeavours." Didn't know what that was about so I just kept on walking, I swear, the higher and higher I get in this tower, the stranger things get.
Finally! I'm approaching a door, I wonder what'll be on the other side of it. I'm now standing by the door, wondering what'll happen when I open it. I hope the next leader is behind it, I'm not gonna find out until I open this door though.
...
Ok its been about an hour now, I should probably go in now. I'm now opening the door and... Oh dear god... This room is a freaking death chamber, there are axes swinging about the place, one of those stretching beds, a table full of doughnuts, surrounded by a pit of crocodiles AND alligators!
There's a hooded figure in the middle of the room, watching me ominously. I'm getting the laser claymore out, I'm just gonna start charging at this guy, he must be a leader, why else would I build up such a moment for him to be. Alright, here we go, I'm running towards him, raising my claymore, gonna slash him up, wow I have a weird thought process, almost at him, wait, he's removing his hood, woah...
I'm stopped in my tracks, this man's face... I just can't stop looking at it... Its amazing!
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
???: Greetings chum!
Writerer: Y-your face...
???: My name is the Somn- I mean, my name is Suzy! How are you, friend?
Writerer: Its so amazing...
Suzy: I'm one of the Scare Mythos Leaders! So I guess we must battle!
Writerer: C-can't stop looking...
Suzy: Oh dear... you can't stop looking at my face... You're going to have to much trouble battling me...
Writerer: Faaaace....
Suzy: How aboot I help you out buddy!
What the? I must of snapped out of it... Woah? What the hell, the guy is just lying on the floor, fading away... Did I defeat him? Wow, I must be pro! I mean, I'm able to just defeat Scare Mythos Leaders without even focusing! I'm going to destroy the next two!
Here! I! Go!
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Sunday 13 January 2013
Writerer vs AllfⓍurthwall
#/CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED/#
Damn it... Its been like 2 weeks of walking up these stairs and all I can see are posters of different Scare Mythos members doing weird poses, I have no idea why they have these all hung up on the stairway. They are very well taken though, I should find out who took pictures of them after all this.
I don't know why I've not been getting hungry or thirsty or not needing to use the bathroom, maybe its due to the magical enchantments of the buildings which are obviously there. I can tell because I'm amazing like that. I wonder what'll happen if I broke- Oh thank god! I've arrived at the next chamber!
Whoa... this is kind of a weird set up... Its just a large white room, with a giant computer screen on a wall, it... has my blog displayed on it! I know this is kind of creepy, but I'm flattered that people are reading my blog! Oh, there's a guy here, sitting on a chair in the center of the room, he's looking at me, I should probably make some dialogue with him before we do battle.
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: You! Scare Mythos leader! Its time to do battle! State thy name!
???: My designated name is AllfⓍurthwall.
Writerer: What do you mean by designated?
AllfⓍurthwall: I mean the name that I was given by the writer of this blog.
Writerer: Me?
AllfⓍurthwall: *Laughter* You think that you're the writer of this blog, I can see why you would think that, but no, you are just a character, created by a man named Connor Saupe.
Writerer: *Sigh* I don't have time for this.
I'm rushing over to AllfⓍurthwall preparing to strike him with my Laser Claymore which I had the whole time I've been here, because I was given it by the Scares. Time for him to lose- What the hell? I just went through him!
AllfⓍurthwall: I'm sorry, Writerer, but that won't work, you see, I've been giving a special ability by Connor that will make it interested for the readers of this story.
Writerer: Seriously, what the hell are you on about?
AllfⓍurthwall: We aren't real people Writerer, I myself am just a joke character based on a member of the Fear Mythos's username.
Writerer: What?
AllfⓍurthwall: This whole blog is just a story to attempt to make people laugh by making fun of fictional beings named Fears. You're in no control of your actions.
I'm trying to slash at him with my Laser Claymore while we're talking but it just keeps going through him! This guy is just annoying me now, I'm obviously not a fictional character.
AllfⓍurthwall: Its pointless Writerer, I won't be defeated by you, Connor has already decided that I can only be defeated by commenters.
Screw this, I'm just going to keep slashing at him!
Whoa, what the hell, AllfⓍurthwall just suddenly got slashed by some invisible sword, I'm not even touching him! Ouch, that looks like it hurt...
Now the invisible sword is stabbing him, seriously, this looks painful, whoever is doing this to him is just dark...
...Leaves just shot out of nowhere and took off one of AllfⓍurthwall's arms.
...and now some guy just appeared out of nowhere and is whacking AllfⓍurthwall to death with a tonfa. I'm confused now. Oh, and now he's gone.
AllfⓍurthwall is just fading into darkness now, we must have been having a shadow game. I don't really know what just happened but you know what, I'm just going to carry on... to the next leader of the Scare Mythos.
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Damn it... Its been like 2 weeks of walking up these stairs and all I can see are posters of different Scare Mythos members doing weird poses, I have no idea why they have these all hung up on the stairway. They are very well taken though, I should find out who took pictures of them after all this.
I don't know why I've not been getting hungry or thirsty or not needing to use the bathroom, maybe its due to the magical enchantments of the buildings which are obviously there. I can tell because I'm amazing like that. I wonder what'll happen if I broke- Oh thank god! I've arrived at the next chamber!
Whoa... this is kind of a weird set up... Its just a large white room, with a giant computer screen on a wall, it... has my blog displayed on it! I know this is kind of creepy, but I'm flattered that people are reading my blog! Oh, there's a guy here, sitting on a chair in the center of the room, he's looking at me, I should probably make some dialogue with him before we do battle.
#/NOW ENTERING DIALOGUE MODE/#
Writerer: You! Scare Mythos leader! Its time to do battle! State thy name!
???: My designated name is AllfⓍurthwall.
Writerer: What do you mean by designated?
AllfⓍurthwall: I mean the name that I was given by the writer of this blog.
Writerer: Me?
AllfⓍurthwall: *Laughter* You think that you're the writer of this blog, I can see why you would think that, but no, you are just a character, created by a man named Connor Saupe.
Writerer: *Sigh* I don't have time for this.
I'm rushing over to AllfⓍurthwall preparing to strike him with my Laser Claymore which I had the whole time I've been here, because I was given it by the Scares. Time for him to lose- What the hell? I just went through him!
AllfⓍurthwall: I'm sorry, Writerer, but that won't work, you see, I've been giving a special ability by Connor that will make it interested for the readers of this story.
Writerer: Seriously, what the hell are you on about?
AllfⓍurthwall: We aren't real people Writerer, I myself am just a joke character based on a member of the Fear Mythos's username.
Writerer: What?
AllfⓍurthwall: This whole blog is just a story to attempt to make people laugh by making fun of fictional beings named Fears. You're in no control of your actions.
I'm trying to slash at him with my Laser Claymore while we're talking but it just keeps going through him! This guy is just annoying me now, I'm obviously not a fictional character.
AllfⓍurthwall: Its pointless Writerer, I won't be defeated by you, Connor has already decided that I can only be defeated by commenters.
Screw this, I'm just going to keep slashing at him!
Whoa, what the hell, AllfⓍurthwall just suddenly got slashed by some invisible sword, I'm not even touching him! Ouch, that looks like it hurt...
Now the invisible sword is stabbing him, seriously, this looks painful, whoever is doing this to him is just dark...
...Leaves just shot out of nowhere and took off one of AllfⓍurthwall's arms.
...and now some guy just appeared out of nowhere and is whacking AllfⓍurthwall to death with a tonfa. I'm confused now. Oh, and now he's gone.
AllfⓍurthwall is just fading into darkness now, we must have been having a shadow game. I don't really know what just happened but you know what, I'm just going to carry on... to the next leader of the Scare Mythos.
#/CONNECTION LOST/#
#/ACTIVATING END MESSAGE/#
Good Luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
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