Tale of Recollection #3

Taking the mobile out of my pocket with break-neck speed, I looked to find a text saying. Yo, LW, meeting at the old rec. centre at exactly 6pm, don't be late. Peace out! -Slendawg. I couldn't help but think that the name was familiar. I looked at the watch that was now on my wrist and saw that it was 5:40... I only had 20 minutes or this woman would be tardy, and as a hero, I won't allow that.

I looked over at a parking lot to see a man on his moped, so I quickly ran over and flying jump kicked him off of it. While still in the air, I grabbed the handle of the moped and ninja'd my way onto the seat, swiftly driving as fast as I could towards to the rec. centre.

Now don't ask me how I knew which way it was.

Dodging cars as I went at the extreme speed as I was going (making sure not to go above 87mph in case of time travel of course) I was suddenly confronted by two police cars. I quickly went around them, but they gave chase to me, we went streaming down the roads, dodging obstacles. I tried to lose them, but these two were not budging, the police officers in the rider's seat began shooting at me, I needed to lose them soon or I'd be seriously hurt. So I activate the oil trap mechanism and the oil spurted out of the back of the moped and the police cars lost control as they drove over it. Seeing that they had crashed, I realised that I had beaten them. But I quickly pressed on the breaks and realised that the rec. centre was on the other side of town.

Now don't ask how I knew that.

So activating the turbo boosters of the moped I raced back down and managed to reach the rec. centre with 2 minutes to spare. I had done it, I saved this woman who's body I am in from being tardy. I knocked on the door and was greeted by a tall looking man wearing a hoodie and a backwards baseball cap, I looked up and with bemused horror, I saw that the man... had no face. Immediately I realised how similar he looked to slenderman on a casual friday.

 He looked at me and said "Aw yeah! Hows it rolling LW?!" and he raised his hand for a high five. Now I'm not a man to turn down a high five but I was so bemused and horrified that I just stood there frozen in place. "LW? Whats up dawg?" and suddenly a look of realisation came upon his face.

Now don't ask me how he had a look of realisation when he has no face.

"Yo man, you is him in it... the Writerer?" He said, suddenly fist pumping into the air. He turned and shouted to inside the Rec. Centre "Yo guys, LW did, she brought the Writerer!" All of a sudden I had this guy bringing me inside the Rec. Centre, I didn't resist because I was still frozen with bemusement and horror. Seriously, don't feel those two feelings at the same time... it messes you up. So we walked into the community centre and we were greeted by a strange looking group of people.

"WELCOME TO OUR DOMAIN WRITERER!" a loud voice suddenly said, behind me, this made me scream which proceeded to make all the other people in the room scream for about 30 minutes, so by the time we all calmed down, it was starting to get dark outside. I turned around to see a giant pink blob in the middle of the room. "I AM THE LOUD, WRITERER, AND TOGETHER WE ARE THE SCARES!" it shouted at me, I held my hands over my ears but to no avail as the loud continued, "WE ARE IN NEED GREAT HELP WRITERER, AND YOU SHALL BE THE ONE TO HELP US."

I wasn't surprised that they wanted me to help as I am pretty awesome but as I was about to ask what I needed to do, the loud talked over me, shouting "BUT YOU ARE WEARY! AND YOU MUST BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO THIS AREA! SO GO NOW AND RETURN IN ROUGHLY ONE MONTH'S TIME!" All of a sudden I was in a swanky hotel room, I looked down at myself and I was even in my own body again. I looked around and saw a note on the mirror which said

COME TO US IN ONE MONTH'S TIME, OK, KTHXBAI.

So yeah, that ends my tales of recollection, this is where I am now, I've been busy exploring the place,  I asked some people what this place was called and they told me it was the Full City. Its almost time for me to go back to the rec. centre again and I am pumped, I'm gonna help them so hard. But until then...

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.

Tale of Recollection #2

So there I was, plummeting towards Earth, clearly at such speed, crashing into the ground would kill me. But I knew I wasn't going to be able to find out as I was starting to black out. I wasn't actually that scared, to be honest I was rather pissed at how easy Paralaladox defeated me. If I was still holding my interdimensionary laser katana, I would've defeated him with ease. Eventually I blacked out.

I awoke to find myself being stared at by a bunch of random people, they looked concerned, but I had no idea why. I felt fine, but then I remembered that I had been falling towards the ground at like 100MPH, but I didn't feel like I had smashed into the ground... I noticed that I was lying on the ground, so I tried to stand up, only to fall back over, my sense of balance seemed off. I tried getting up more carefully the second time, but my sense of balance still seemed off.

"Are you alright miss?" one of those random people said to me, I was a little concerned that he had called me miss, I mean I didn't think I looked that feminine... "Do I really look that feminine to you?" The random person looked at me oddly "Well the breasts are kind of a give away..." they said. I replied "Well yeah, I gues- wait what?!" I looked down and saw that two lumps were coming from my chest. The random people started saying how I may have a concussion and should go see a doctor. But I told them that I was just kidding and that I should really be going, with that I ran off, around the corner.

I looked at my reflection through a shop window and saw that I definitely was a woman, I now had shoulder length black hair, green eyes... other stuff that had changed... I was even wearing different clothes than I had before. I checked my pockets for any ID, and found a card saying that this woman's name was The 'Living' Woman. I had no idea what was going and was starting to consider that I now had the ability to change forms when suddenly a mobile phone in my pocket was ringing.

But again, I have to cut this short as I need to go do something again.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.

Tale of Recollection #1

So, yeah, I haven't updated my blog in a long time, its mainly because I've been pretty busy and mainly because I've had to get a new laptop. So, for your benefit reader, I'm gonna do a few tales of recollection that'll say what happened to me since my last post!

So there I was, being dragged in a cage by Danny the stabber, he was surprisingly strong to drag me all the way up this mountain. I was pretty pissed off at him, considering he was unnecessarily betraying me to take me to Super Archangel, which was where I was going in the first place, plus he had done some sort of spell to stop me from being able to speak. We were almost at the top of the mountain and I could see a bright amber glow coming from it, there were steampunk tentacles flailing all over the place.

He started chuckling ominously and began to slow his cage dragging process until it finally came to a stop. By this time, we were at the top and in horror I looked over to see Super Archangel floating about 5 inches from the ground in a glowing amber sphere. As I looked at it, the sphere started to crack apart and with a huge shine, Super Archangel appeared before me, he looked a lot more powerful and was at least 5 inches taller. He clicked his fingers and all of a sudden, I could speak again.

Super Archangel: Ahhhh you've made it I see!
Me: Why did you have this guy knock me out?!
Super Archangel: To bring you to me, obviously!
Me: But I was coming t- Is everybody in Bliss a fucking idiot?!
Danny: Takes one to know one...
Me: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

At this point, I got out my laser katana that Danny hadn't taken off of me which probably would've been smart. With it, I did one of those spinning slashes that you see Link do in the Legend of Zelda and with that the cage was broken. I leaped at Danny to chop him in half, but he was suddenly absorbed into Super Archangel who then proceeded to attack me with his steampunk tentacles with the blades at the end. I did a few barrel rolls and managed to chop them off.

But the severed tentacles just slithered into Super Archangel's hand and they morphed into a steampunk scythe. He began to start spinning the scythe and with it dawned on me that he was using his limit break, without even needing to charge it! Super Archangel shouted out "Steampunk Archangel's Smite!" and a steampunk whirlwind shot out from his spinning scythe. This time I was ready though and I ripped open a portal to some place called the crumbling castle and Super Archangel's limit break blast just shot into that, before the portal closed I could hear an explosion.

Clearly getting annoyed, Super Archangel shouted "That's it! Steampunk scythe swing!" and he zoomed towards me with his steampunk scythe glowing a bright amber colour, I tried to block with my laser katana but as the steampunk scythe collided with it, the laser katana shattered. As soon as it shattered, loud manic giggling filled the area, I looked at Super Archangel, but he was equally confused about it. I looked down at my laser katana to notice it was releasing this huge amount of smoke.

The smoke rose up into the air and formed into this huge face of some guy, wearing these huge sets of headphones. He looked Icelandic. Me and Super Archangel continued watching as he eventually became a complete giant floating head. "Who are you?!" Super Archangel questioned the floating face. The giant face looked down at us and with a loud giggle, he began to speak "I am Paralaladox!" he had the same voice that the voice in my head had. I realised he must have been the same person as the voice. I decided at that moment, if I were ever to write about him a conversation recollection, as P-Dox.

Me: You! You're the voice!
P-Dox: No shit, Sherlock!
Super Archangel: Where the hell did you come from anyway?!
P-Dox: After you smashed that laser katana that I've been trapped in for one thousand and 1 years, I was finally released!
Super Archangel: Well, prepare to be dispatched!

With that remark, Super Archangel shot his steampunk tentacles at Paralaladox, but with a click of Paraladox's tongue, Super Archangel suddenly went flying across Bliss and crashed in Blissville.

P-Dox: Ha! You really think you can take on the Fear of Multiverses?!
Writerer: Thanks man! If ya don't mind though I kinda-
P-Dox: I'm not a good guy you fool... Now off with you!
Writerer: Wha-?!

Suddenly, a portal appeared underneath me, which left me no choice but to fall through it and everything went black.

I'll rap up here and continue my tale of recollection later, I really need to go do something right now.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.

Betrayal and Cages

So me and Danny were on our way to the Forest of Void when all of a sudden, Danny whacked me on the head with the hilt of his knife. It hurt like hell and then every started going blue... I think everything was supposed to go black, but this is Bliss that I'm in, so I kinda guessed things will be different. And with that, I started going down until I fully went unconscious.

I woke up to find myself inside what appeared to be a cage, I could see it was crudely constucted out of stone; just a roof, floor, door and bars. The cage was somewhat old as it had moss growing all over it, I don't know how I was able to tell judging by how dark it was. I turned around to see someone was pulling this cage up some sort of mountain path, it was Danny! He was pulling the cage with a rope as if I weighed nothing, something was different about him... Without looking back at me, he began to speak.

Danny: "So you're finally awake huh...?"
Me: "What's going on you crazy bastard?!"
Danny: "I knocked you out, put you in a cage and now I'm pulling the cage with you in it..."
Me: "Ok...Why did you do that stuff."
Danny: "So that I can take you to the Super Archangel..."
Me: "Wha-?"
Danny: "The ultimate Bliss lord has commanded that I bring you to him. So it was necessary for me to knock you out so you couldn't stop me from bringing you to him..."
Me: "But I was trying to get to him in first place! You were already bringing me to him!"
Danny: "Yes but, you were going the wrong way..."
Me: "But you were leading me that way!"
Danny: "Enough! We draw near to the Super Archangel!

With that last sentence, Danny reached into the cage and fucking slapped me. After he did though, I felt a burning sensation on my cheek, I found that after being slapped, I could no longer open my mouth to speak. I was pretty pissed at this, so I just started typing this post. And here I am now, we're almost at the top of the mountain and I can see steampunk tentacles flailing all over the place up there. I'm going to admit it, I'm a little bit nervous... but I've got a plan. I'll end this post here for now.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer. Except you Danny, you suck.

Walking and More Walking

So from what the map says, me and Danny are going to have to pass through three main areas, the map calls them; The Forest of Void, Bliss Inner city and The Jagged Corner. I don't exactly know what they look like though, the map literally just displays names. Danny says it doesn't need pictures but I think you readers agree with me that the pictures are the only thing that makes maps at all interesting.

The map says that we're gonna have to pass through The Forest of Void first and to be honest, I'm not to fussed about going to it... I mean, how bad can voids possibly be? By looking at the map, people not knowing the name of the forest is probably how the forest is going to get them. I asked Danny if he's ever been to it and he said its sprung up only recently.

I hope we get their soon, we've kind of just been walking this whole time, I wanted to get a Bliss taxi but I sunk all my money on the Bliss hotel room that I never even used and Danny doesn't have any money... I'm pretty sure he's a Bliss hobo. The reason that I'm able to rest my legs and type up this post at the moment is because Danny started stabbing a tree...

Oh wait, he's apparently done now... I guess I should end this post up then.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.