"WELCOME WRITERER! TO OUR LAIR!" the loud immediately shouted as it saw me, to which I replied "Um yeah, I've been here before." The loud was followed by a bunch of others and I'm saying now, they looked weird. They then got in seemed to get into different positions and for the next hour they performed a song and dance introducing me to the lair... it was beautiful. After they had finished the loud floated above them and started to say, well shout "NOW ALLOW ME TO INTROD-!" but I had to interrupt it and say "Ummm why don't you let them introduce themselves" with this, the loud started making whining sounds but then went floated down and one by one the scares introduced themselves.
The tall faceless guy in the hoodie stepped up first "Yo man, I'm Slendawg and Slendawging is the game." he said with a tone that one would use if they were rapping. "What's Slendawging?" I asked but at this point he was break dancing so the next Scare came up next.
The next guy had one of those blind people canes and the glasses to go with it, he sort of walked to the left, facing the wrong way and started yelling "I am the Literal Blind Man!" and then walked back and fell over. I looked at him oddly and went "Are you ok?" but he just cupped his ear and went "Whats that sonny?!" so I just looked on to the next one.
Then this grumpy looking guy walked over and said "I'm the Frowning Man." and then kind of frowned at me intensely for the rest of the meeting, I tried looking him the eyes, but it kind of freaked me out because he seemed to have an eternal cross eyed thing going on so I just moved onto the next Scare.
At this point the loud floated up in front of me and went "I AM THE LOUD, HELLO!" after waiting about an hour for my hearing to return to me, I carried on being introduced to the Scares.
A little girl ran up and started saying "Hi my name is Alyssa Van Mark Mcpactrik El Rosenbelt Farheim Lepr-" she carried on saying her name until I eventually just yelled "NEXT!" the girl just got back into place and sulked.
Then a little boy ran up to me and offered to shake my hand, I took his hand and my hand instantly caught on fire. After some crazy antics involving me putting out the fire, he said "Sorry about that, but I am the Hot Boy!" Yeah I know... pretentious much... I just ignored him after he said that to try and kill off some of his pretentiousness. He did the same as that annoying girl and sulked.
A barbershop quartet band of four stepped up next and said:
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
"We arrrre! The Baaaarbershop Quartet!"
Immediatly, I knew I loved them to death, but I was getting tired of being introduced slowly, so I just nodded and moved onto the next ones.
Next, a guy in medical scrubs wearing a plague doctor mask stepped up and said "Umm hello, I am the Plague Intern, I'll patch ya up if you need to be patched" he said, while holding up surgical tools, but then as he walked back, he stumbled and made a hilarious moment of him dropping his tools, while he was picking up his stuff, I looked over to the next Scare.
Then a group of women stepped up and in unison said "We are the Living Women! If you need a body to hop in, we're the ones for you to come to." I saw the Truther and the main Living Woman standing there but there were another two who proceeded to introduce themselves, one said to me kindly "I am the Owen." while the other one said quietly "my fucking name is heavenice."
The next Scare was this woman covered in snakes who said "I'm the Lover of Snakes and I loooooove snakes!" she then started cackling madly while throwing snakes around, we had to run around after her and take away her snakes until finally, Slendawg did a flying jump kick to her face, after that, we continued with the introductions.
Then this guy in a lab coat walked up to me and went "You don't believe in God do you?!" when I nodded he scoffed and went "Ha! There is obviously no God you fool! I know this for you see, I am the Atheist!" and then for some reason he started laughing maniacally and walked back to the group of Scares.
The next up was a little person and he was adorable. He stomped over to me, trying to look fierce and said "I am the Brute!" he had a little squeaky voice and after hearing it I immediately picked him up and went "You are just adorable!" he thrashed about and started yelling "Put me down! I will destroy you!" after putting him down, he stomped back over to the Scares.
After that, this fancy looking man with a cane strolled up to me and said "Good day to you old bean, I am Count Rake." He seems quite snooty to me, to be honest, he had a monocle, tophat and everything you'd expect from a fancy man, he then strolled back and joined the Scares.
And lastly, a bunch of birds flew over along with a swarm of insects came over to me. The birds screeched about how they were The Intrusion and the insects said that they were The Convocation . "That's not very interesting, they sound like reasonable names for you..." I said to them. "Yeah but what they've done here is switched places!" Slendawg explained and all the Scares started cheering for the next hour, after that, we carried on with the meeting.
"NOW WRITERER! YOU MUST BLOG ABOUT US! WE'LL DISCUSS THE PLAN AFTERWARDS! NOW GOOOOO!" The loud started yelling at me. And so here I am blogging, the Scares had started cheering again so I've had a while to write this but they seem to be quieting down now so I should wrap this post up and hear the plan.
P.S The weird post dating is because I'm in a different dimension so shut up.
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
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