So me and Danny were on our way to the Forest of Void when all of a sudden,
Danny whacked me on the head with the hilt of his knife. It hurt like hell and
then every started going blue... I think everything was supposed to go black,
but this is Bliss that I'm in, so I kinda guessed things will be different. And
with that, I started going down until I fully went unconscious.
I woke up
to find myself inside what appeared to be a cage, I could see it was crudely
constucted out of stone; just a roof, floor, door and bars. The cage was
somewhat old as it had moss growing all over it, I don't know how I was able to
tell judging by how dark it was. I turned around to see someone was pulling this
cage up some sort of mountain path, it was Danny! He was pulling the cage with a
rope as if I weighed nothing, something was different about him... Without
looking back at me, he began to speak.
Danny: "So you're finally awake
huh...?"
Me: "What's going on you crazy bastard?!"
Danny: "I knocked you
out, put you in a cage and now I'm pulling the cage with you in it..."
Me:
"Ok...Why did you do that stuff."
Danny: "So that I can take you to
the Super Archangel..."
Me: "Wha-?"
Danny: "The ultimate Bliss lord has
commanded that I bring you to him. So it was necessary for me to knock you out
so you couldn't stop me from bringing you to him..."
Me: "But I was trying to
get to him in first place! You were already bringing me to him!"
Danny: "Yes
but, you were going the wrong way..."
Me: "But you were leading me that
way!"
Danny: "Enough! We draw near to the Super Archangel!
With that
last sentence, Danny reached into the cage and fucking slapped me. After he did
though, I felt a burning sensation on my cheek, I found that after being
slapped, I could no longer open my mouth to speak. I was pretty pissed at this,
so I just started typing this post. And here I am now, we're almost at the top
of the mountain and I can see steampunk tentacles flailing all over the place up
there. I'm going to admit it, I'm a little bit nervous... but I've got a plan.
I'll end this post here for now.
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
Except you Danny, you suck.
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