So I had a bit of an awkward time trying to get to sleep last night, I was lying
in bed, with my eyes closed and all of a sudden, my room mate kicks down the
door. I could see that she was holding her sword of fire aspect and she was in
her battle stance. Then out of no where she starts screaming "Embrace the
Archangel!" and attacks me. What surprised me most is how agile she was with a
broken ankle.
Luckily I was able to dodge the sword by doing a barrel roll
onto the floor. She turned around to face me, fury showing in her eyes, and then
swung the sword of fire aspect at me again. This time, I wasn't so lucky and she
cut my leg... it immediately set on fire. So as well as dodging my room mate's
sword attacks, I had to wait for the fire to stop.
As soon as it did, I
grabbed for my emergency golf club and spun round to block her sword. We had a
fierce fight between golf club and sword at that point, but eventually I was
finally able to disarm her by using expelliarmus and even then, she was still
screaming "Embrace the Archangel!" I tried to reason with her like saying "I'll
embrace it if you shut the fuck up!" But she just carried on yelling
it...
She wasn't really much of a threat once I took the sword of her
though, I mean, she kept throwing punches at me that kind of hurt, but yeah, I
was able to pin her down quite easily, in a non sexual way of course.
So
eventually I got bored of the screaming and picked up the golf club and as I
went to knock her out, she suddenly blinked and went "Embrace the Archangel?" That's when I hit her with the golf club. So I carried her to
the bathroom, tied her up in there, and locked the door, because the door locks
from the outside...
Well I should go give her some food, I'll end the
post here...
Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.
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