Something bad just happened. Well, I say bad, you probably won't find it as bad
as I find it bad, or like someone who doesn't read this blog at all, won't find
it bad in the slightest, but I find it bad and that's how I'm going to describe
the situation. I'm getting sidetracked... The fact of the matter is, something
bad has happened, my room mate... has been taken. Here's the story of what
happened:
Basically, me and my room mate were playing guitar hero and my
room mate was yelling at me because I kept trying to do bass solos. When all of
a sudden, there was a loud explosion from up stairs which alarmed us both, but
then I remembered that I had set my computer to play the sound of explosions at
random intervals so we calmed down a bit. All of a sudden, we saw Archangel
crashing through the window.
Archangel stood up, shaking off the glass
and looked over at me and my room mate. "Sup..." he said, me and my room mate
didn't really respond, we were kind of startled. He then said "Usually its
polite to say hi back but whatever...But anyway, Writerer! Witness as I gain
ultimate power!" I had had enough of Archangel by then so I went, "What is your
problem?!" This made the Archangel step back a bit as if I made him jump.
He didn't answer me, but instead took a glass orb out of his pocket. I
noticed that a miniature slenderman was trapped inside it, I could see him
trying to break free from the glass orb, slenderman looked mad. Archangel rose
the glass orb in the air and shouted "Watch as I gain ultimate power!" and then
Archangel started eating the glass orb, don't ask me how he did it with a gas
mask, he literally started eating the glass orb with slenderman in
it!
And suddenly, a silvery glow came out of Archangel's gas mask eye
parts. As this happened, I turned to see my room mate being dragged by an
invisible force towards Archangel, she didn't seem very happy about it...in
fact, she seemed scared. I rushed over and tried to grab her hand, to pull her
away from Archangel, but I was to late... she got sucked into Archangel's gas
mask. As soon as that happened, the silvery light, turned golden.
As I
watched Archangel do something, I saw him beginning to get taller and more and
more steampunky, he also started to take his trench coat off for some reason...
he didn't have a shirt on underneath, he didn't have nipples either, nor a
bellybutton. After about 1/2 an hour, the light stopped and I looked at
Archangel to see this. (I took a picture of him, don't ask how or why.)
"This...power...it
is so...powerful!" he said, with a mixture of Archangel's, Slenderman's and my
room mate's voice. I stepped back a little. "What did you do to my room mate,
Archangel!" I shouted at him. He looked over at me and said "I am no longer
Archangel... Call me SUPER ARCHANGEL!" I thought that was a stupid name and was
about to tell him when suddenly he rose one of his steampunk styled tentacles
and with a flash of golden light, someone appeared in its grasp.
I
realised that it wasn't just any person, it was this guy I knew, he went by the
name Somnambulist. Somnambulist looked at me and said "All is right when you
make the rules!" Super Archangel rose another steampunk tentacle and jammed it
into Somnambulist's brain and before I knew it, he was dead. "Why the hell did
you do that?!" I yelled at Super Archangel. He laughed at me and said "Testing
out my powers... well I'll be leaving then, we shall have out battle a bit
later, I have more power testing to do." and with that, he disappeared in a
flash of smoke.
I was left standing there, alone. My room mate was
actually gone this time... and I wasn't about to just sit down and take it, that
dick head had taken my room mate and I can't afford to pay the rent by myself.
So I grabbed my laser katana and slashed open a portal to bliss. I'm just
getting my stuff ready and writing this post before I go.
Good luck in your
endeavours, Writerer.
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