Tuesday 23 October 2012

Battle #2 part 2 and Icelandic Accents

So I had the battle with Archangel, here's what went down:

I stared into Archangel's eyes...well, gas mask eye parts. He began to laugh and began yelling "Embrace the Archangel!" and suddenly rushed at me, preparing to strike me down with his scythe. Luckily, I was able to do a barrel roll to move out of the way. Archangel was fast though, as soon as I got back on my feet, I turned to see him swinging his scythe towards my head, I ducked and swung my laser katana at his legs, he jumped backwards to the other end of the arena. I knew something was up, why would he stop attacking?

It was then that I noticed that Archangel was spinning his scythe and starting to glow a yellow glow, I didn't know what was about to happen so I raised my laser katana and got into my defence position. We kind of just stood like that for a while and as I was beginning to let my guard down, Archangel shouted "Archangel's smite!" and then it dawned upon me. Archangel had charged and was using his limit break.

A tornado of darkness suddenly shot of Archangel's spinning scythe and went right into me, I tried to endure it, but eventually the gust caught me and almost made me fall off of the ledge, luckily I had managed to grab on to the ledge. I tried to pull myself up but found that I didn't have enough strength left in me, after being hit by Archangel's limit break. I looked up to see Archangel's gas masky face staring down at me. "I believe I have won, I'll just leave you here to fall..." he began to turn around and I truly felt defeated, I was giving up.

But then, I heard a voice in my head, it came out of nowhere and was in my head. It talked with an American accent...like a New York accent with a big hint of an Icelandic & German accent... I then began to wonder how I knew what an Icelandic accent sounded like but I realised that the voice was still talking.

"...and that's the summary of who and what I am and my intentions... Anyway, get back up, pull yourselves together and kick that freak back to yesterday!"

These words for some reason, filled me with enough willpower to climb back up onto the arena and as I got up, I looked over at Archangel who was still walking away, I shouted over to him "Hey Archangel, I'm not done yet buddy..." Archangel turned around, I could see the annoyance in his...gas mask. He rushed at me once again, swinging his scythe frantically. But I was having none of this now, I rolled out the way and with deadly accuracy, I threw the laser katana straight at Archangel's gas mask. As it collided with his gas mask a bright shine and all of a sudden, I was standing in my bedroom.

I had won the battle. I looked around and saw Archangel, sitting on my bed. "No one has ever beaten me in combat...well except that Daniel Ferris guy...but whatever!" he said, then he turned around looking at me with pure fury emanating from his gas mask and said to me "Heed my warning Writerer! The next time we meet, I will be so much more powerful than you could ever imagine!" and with that, he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

But I noticed that where Archangel was originally, there was a needle labelled 'Room mate's cure' and my laser katana. I figured that these were my rewards. So I took the needle and jammed it into my room mate's head. She woke up after and straight away she was able to say things other than 'Embrace the Archangel'! So we went and celebrated by playing Rockband on vocals all night.

Life is good right now, if I disregard what Archangel said...

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.

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